MY LIFE. MY STYLE.

14/05/2025

26/04/2024

So what do we do now?

16/03/2024

And the whale lived happily ever after… 💕

Recently, in a large city in France, a poster featuring a young, thin and tanned woman appeared in the window of a gym. It read: “This summer, do you want to be a mermaid or a whale?”?

A middle-aged woman, whose physical characteristics did not match those of the woman pictured on the poster, responded publicly to the question posed by the gym. She had a whale of a lot to say:

“To Whom It May Concern,

Whales are always surrounded by friends: dolphins, sea lions, and curious humans. They have an active s*x life, get pregnant, and have adorable baby whales. They enjoy stuffing themselves with shrimp, playing and swimming in the sea, and visiting wonderful places like Patagonia, the Bering Sea, and the coral reefs of Polynesia.

Whales are wonderful singers and have even recorded CDs. They are incredible creatures and virtually have no predators other than humans.They are loved, protected, and admired by almost everyone in the world.

Mermaids don’t exist. If they did exist, they would be lining up outside the offices of psychoanalysts due to their identity crisis. Fish or human would prove quite a quandary for even the most skilled of therapists.

They don’t have a s*x life because they kill men who get close to them, not to mention how could they have s*x? Just look at them.… where is IT? Therefore, they don’t have kids either. Not to mention, who wants to get close to a girl who smells like a fish store?

P.S. We are in an age when the media attempts to convince us that only skinny people are beautiful. I prefer to enjoy an ice-cream with my kids, a good dinner with a man who makes me shiver, and good chocolate with my friends.

With time, we gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren’t heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.

13/01/2024

Simply magical ✨

13/01/2024

Sing it baby 💕

08/11/2023

Yeah he is! 🔥

09/10/2023

Monday funnies… Pets are awesome 😆🤣😂

17/08/2023

We second that!

The game has changed and we aren’t talking about Soccer!
💪🏼👏🏼🥰🏆❤️🇦🇺

D E A R // CommBank Matildas

We’re crying with you but you didn’t let us down.
You’ve actually lifted our whole nation up.
You’ve done so much more than make all of Australia remarkably proud.

You’ve rallied us together.
Changed the definition of what it means to play ‘like a girl’.
You’ve emptied collective seats right across the country as each city has stood tall and cheered you on.
You’ve painted faces and cakes and towns in green and gold.
Brought joy and excitement to young and old, girls and boys, men and women.

You’ve broken the barriers, raised the bar and levelled the playing field.
You’ve championed women and inclusivity.
Moved the goal posts.
Rewritten the rules.
Altered the dreams of young girls and changed the inner voices of young boys everywhere.
You’ve lit a fire, sparked a hunger, ignited a passion in little hearts right across Australia.

You have done more than represent our country.
You’ve changed the tapestry of sport in our nation.
Forever.
You’ve changed us all.
For the better.
And we thank you.

Love, Aussies everywhere

16/08/2023

Proud is an understatement!
Aussie! Aussie! Aussie!
Oi! Oi! Oi! 🇦🇺🦘❤️