Kaye Waterhouse

20/04/2026

When you’re a dancer AND the mother of a tween 🙊

Luckily she’s (mostly) my biggest fan & her friend group has dubbed me “Mrs Baddie” 😅

19/04/2026

For the love of men, stop diminishing each others’ struggles 😑

And certainly don’t tell a friend who is struggling that antidepressants are a “scam”, right after asking if he’s on them. If you felt you had to ask, maybe you realised his wellbeing isn’t great…? And you *still* went on to say that?!

These are the men at the funerals of their work mates and old school friends who wonder “why didn’t they say something”.

That’s because our culture shuts it DOWN. Stoicism isn’t a flex. Rejecting modern medicine isn’t a flex. Save some lives & be a good fuggin’ friend.

15/04/2026

GOALS

A petty bastard and I love it.

12/04/2026

Why yes, I did lift weights, repot my indoor plants, hang the artwork over my bed, and do my skincare in my fluffy red slippers… cos I hadn’t planned to do ANY of that when I first started folding the laundry….

01/04/2026

March Massive & Melbourne Memories
Looked like;
- Date night, Eltham Vic.
- Wine, Cars, and Women
- Melbourne pool hangs
- LONG overdue cousins catchups
- Basement Jaxx, Sidney Myer
- Bush butt-fungus, and
- High country heavy diesel
- Eastern Victoria speedboat shenanigans
- Abducting Kirra the Swiss White Shepherd
- Gal time, making country chic
- ✈️
- Baby news 🥹🥹
- Fresh cworls for the gworls
- Pliè, Tendu…Fondue? and…Croissant?
- My first Korean BBQ experience (don’t judge me!) with the gang-gang.
- Love notes from my budding author ❤️

26/03/2026

My greatest worry that I am too much to love.
My greatest fear is that I would EVER let that worry shrink me into being less than who I am.
🔮

17/03/2026

Babeh Gworrllll Cuurrrll ✂️

as per usual

15/03/2026

I got it from my mama 👠 🏎️

“It” being a willingness to start something new at 40, the delulu that we can pretty much do anything we set our minds to, deadly ADHD hyperfocus, and a serious set of a legs.

Epic stills from the “Sports Car” video course.
🏎️ Open Chair Play Camp 🏎️
Edits:
Photography: Douglas Karunakaran

15/03/2026

Is the Mario Kart mushroom the right analogy? 🛜