17/08/2026
I think I’m bi
Long story short: I flirt with guys using my girlfriend’s Facebook account.
Why?Academic survival. 💀
Me and my girlfriend are always in same class and course but I miss class most often but somehow I still manage to get the notes, previous semester questions, previous section questions, suggestions, everything.
My secret weapon?The Women Card
I flirt with the course mates, TAs, even lab instructors. And unfortunately for everyone involved, I’m actually good at flirting with guys. 😭
At first, it was just a strategy.Then I realized I kinda enjoy it.
Now my girlfriend is accusing me of being bi because apparently, instead of texting her at night, I’m busy flirting with some guy to get tomorrow’s lab notes.
I’m not cheating.I’m academically networking. 📚💀
If flirting gets me the question suggestion, call it research methodology.
If it gets me the previous section’s exam, call it collaborative learning.
And if I enjoy doing it a little too much
Well, that’s between me, my GPA, and God. 💀
