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🚨 FIN DU MATCH REAL MADRID 1-2 VALENCE
05/04/2025

🚨 FIN DU MATCH

REAL MADRID 1-2 VALENCE

💙❤️ Notre équipe prend 4 points d’avance sur le Real (2e). Courage les gars ! Maintenant place à la LDC. un match décisi...
05/04/2025

💙❤️ Notre équipe prend 4 points d’avance sur le Real (2e). Courage les gars ! Maintenant place à la LDC. un match décisif nous attend contre Dortmund. 4 matchs joués en l’espace de 9 jours et on s’en sort plutôt bien. Oui, ça reste frustrant de pas prendre 6 points ce soir mais faut pas oublier cette donnée importante. En espérant que tout le monde soit frais et à 100% mercredi pour faire un grand match. 😍💪🏽
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⛔️ INFO TRÈS IMPORTANTE!!!Ce signe MODE AVION est présent dans vos téléphones mais beaucoup ne connaissent pas son utili...
05/04/2025

⛔️ INFO TRÈS IMPORTANTE!!!

Ce signe MODE AVION est présent dans vos téléphones mais beaucoup ne connaissent pas son utilité ?

Le mode avion activé, ne sert pas uniquement à être hors ligne en coupant toutes les connexions réseaux.

En fait, il a une autre fonction et un avantage très important. Vous serez surpris.

Si votre téléphone tombe beaucoup... et vous avez peur de casser l'écran, ou le noyé dans l'eau il ne vous reste plus qu'à le mettre en « Mode avion » pour qu’il puisse voler en cas de choc c’est à dire le téléphone va flotter dans les airs comme un avion.

A condition que le pourcentage de charge ne soit pas inférieur à 75%…pour augmenter la puissance de décollage du vol ✈️

Ne me remerciez pas c’est gratuit juste pour rire 🤣

🏟️ TERMINÉ ATLETICO MADRID 0-1 FC BARCELONE
02/04/2025

🏟️ TERMINÉ

ATLETICO MADRID 0-1 FC BARCELONE

02/04/2025
01/04/2025

Life lesson: If somethng costs $500 & it’s on sale for $250, & then you decide to buy it, you did not save $250.
You spent $500.

MY BOYS: Mummy we want chicken ME: You ate chicken yesterday MY BOYS: No we didn’t, we have not taken chicken this month...
31/03/2025

MY BOYS: Mummy we want chicken
ME: You ate chicken yesterday
MY BOYS: No we didn’t, we have not taken chicken this month
ME: You ate chicken everyday my boys
MY BOYS: Mummy stop joking Nah
ME: It’s truth ooo
MY BOYS: Mummy how Nah
ME: You eats egg everyday and each egg is a full chicken
MY BOYS: Mummy is egg chicken?
ME: Ewoooooo this boys doesn’t know that it’s only an egg that germinate to that big chicken so eating one egg is equal to one big chicken.
Oga you guys are eating chicken everyday
MY BOYS: Mummy so you mean we are eating chicken everyday?
ME: Yesoooo everyday everyday oooo or do you want to stop eating egg everyday and eat chicken once in a week?
MY BOYS: Mummy choose for us
ME: Ok, that’s good. Let’s analyze it, egg is 6k per crate while chicken is 12k one and we will eat it at once but egg is 30 pieces so 2 crates of 60 pieces makes 1 chicken and you can eat it for 20 days on daily basis. Now which one do you want
MY BOYS: Egg ooooooo
ME: That’s my boys, one egg is equal to one chicken ✌️🤣🤣🤣🤣
ANY OBJECTION 🫣😁😁😁

30/03/2025

Good morning dear readers

30/03/2025

The plan was to spend a night with her in a hotel. I hadn’t seen her for six months, and all I wanted was a night together so we could make up for all the months we’d lost. But she told me, "My parents wouldn’t allow me to sleep outside. It’s Christmas. No lie would work."

So we ended up meeting at a bar in the late afternoon. She looked dazzling, and all I wanted was to kiss her and do things to her, but we were in a public place. Later in the evening, when she was about to go home, I told her, “What if I go home with you, spend some time in your room, and leave at dawn?”

She screamed, “You want my dad to descend on you? No, I won’t try that with you. Just go home. We’ll find a way someday.”

I wasn’t a man to give up easily. I told her, “Okay, let’s do it this way. I’ll go with you, but I’ll stay outside until everyone goes to sleep. Then I’ll sneak in. How about that?”

She reluctantly accepted.

At 10 p.m., her family was still in the hall watching TV. She texted me, “Don’t worry, Dad is dozing off. He’ll leave soon.”

At 11 p.m., she said, “Dad went inside. Mom is still there with my siblings, but they should leave soon.”

Then it was 12 a.m., then 1 a.m. I sent her a message: “Are you there?” She didn’t reply. I called her phone—she didn’t pick up. Around 2:15 a.m., she texted, “Sorry, I slept off. Let me check.”

A few minutes later: “Hey, you can come now, but make sure your footsteps aren’t heard.”

I tiptoed silently like a shadow and entered her room. I sighed heavily as we hugged. Then we kissed, caressed, made love, and overslept.

The sun was already up when she hit me to wake up. She was shaking and whispering, “We’re dead! How will you get out?”

I jumped out of bed, threw on my clothes, and sat down. She went out to check. Her dad was already seated in the hall, watching TV. She came back and said, “You’re stuck. Let’s pray he goes out soon so you can run.”

Then her dad called out her name: “Adjoa, tell your friend I’m here waiting for him.”

I nearly peed my pants. She panicked: “He knows you’re here? We’re dead!”

I stepped out with my hands behind me like a Catholic going for communion. When he saw me, he smiled. He asked, “How old are you?” I told him, “I’m 25.” He said, “When you were sneaking in at dawn, I saw you. I’ve been sitting here since you entered, waiting for you to sneak out. If you’re bold enough to leave in daylight, why did you sneak in at dawn?”

I didn’t answer—I wasn’t going to tell him I overslept.

He continued, “You look like a good boy. Don’t be sneaking around. It’s bad manners. Come home, greet us, and feel comfortable. My daughter is 23. I knew she had a boyfriend, so why are you hiding?”

I didn’t say a word, but inside, I was screaming and cursing my luck. He made me sit next to him. A few minutes later, I told him I was leaving. He asked me to wait and eat something first.

Four years later, when he sat in his chair, clad in kente, to receive our dowry, he told me, “I knew you were a good boy the day I saw you. Something whispered in my spirit that today would come to pass.”

I responded, “Thank you for believing in me.”

29/03/2025

Un jour un homme acheta une grande maison,sa fillette lui posa la question.
Papa pourquoi tu as acheté cette si grande maison ?
L'argent m'appartient et j'en fais ce que je veux.
Quelques jours plus t**d, le père achète une poupée pour sa fillette.
Le 1er jour la fillette casse un bras à la poupée son père surpris lui demande*
Pourquoi tu as fait ça ?*
La poupée m'appartient et j'en fais ce que je veux*
Le 2ème jour elle casse un autre bras son père inquiet lui demande*
Pourquoi tu as fait ça ?*
La poupée m'appartient et j'en fais ce que je veux*
Le 3ème jour, elle casse encore un bras à la poupée, son père en colère intervint*
Pourquoi tu as fait ça ?*
La poupée m'appartient et je fais ce que je veux.
Et le quatrième jour, elle casse encore un autre bras...*
Peut être que vous-vous posez la question de savoir combien de bras avait la poupée?*
Eh bien! l'histoire m'appartient et j'en fais ce que je veux *
Maintenant si vous êtes fâchés votre fachement, votre fachage,votre fachure vous appartient et faites-en ce que vous voulez....

28/03/2025

Donnez à manger aux célibataires dans les fêtes des mariages c'est encourager LE MAL😂😂

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