Rose's Cleaning

22/01/2026

Morroco

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🚫 Things NOT to say to your cleaner🚫

Because yes… we’ve heard them all!

💬 Can you just quickly clean the oven while you’re here?

➡ Spoiler: it’s never “quick.” It’s a full-on grease battle that needs booking in.

💬 There’s a little dog poo in the garden, can you pick it up?

➡ Unless it’s written into the job, nope. We’re cleaners, not professional p**p scoopers!

💬 It’s only a bit of clutter, you’ll work around it.

➡ Translation: spend 30 minutes tidying before we can even touch a duster.

💬 Can you use half the time and just do the whole house?

➡ Sorry, no magic wands in the cleaning kit.

💬 It’ll only take five minutes…

➡ Famous last words. If it “only takes five minutes,” you’d have done it yourself 😉

Professional cleaning is skilled graft, we scrub, polish, and shine, but we’re not magicians (or zookeepers, or fairy godmothers!

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