09/10/2026
FRIDAY MANAGEMENT UPDATE 🐄💤
Well… we made it to Friday! 🙌
Unfortunately, management has not.
After another gruelling week at The Wee Print Shed, the boss has officially clocked out. 😴
It’s been tough, to be fair…
🐾 Several naps have been taken
🐾 Numerous snacks have been consumed
🐾 Staff have been supervised from a horizontal position
🐾 Absolutely no orders have been printed
🐾 Not a single parcel has been packed
🐾 And morale has been maintained through occasionally getting up and following Mum to the kitchen
Frankly, we’re not sure how he copes with the pressure.
Meanwhile, the only actual employee has been printing, pressing, packing, answering messages and generally funding management’s increasingly lavish lifestyle. 🙄🤣
I’d report him to HR…
But unfortunately, he’s also HR.
Have a cracking weekend everyone! 💕
Management certainly intends to. 😂🐄💤
The Wee Print Shed — You think it, we ink it.
Management sleeps through it.