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Cox & Moore Legal services and representation. Our celebrity clientele includes:
Beyond Compère
Zoo-Hat Record

RE: Aya Huasca, Chipwreck See? That’s a different photo to the previous one, so you can all stop speculating that she’s ...
26/08/2021

RE: Aya Huasca, Chipwreck

See? That’s a different photo to the previous one, so you can all stop speculating that she’s variously made-up, computer-generated, as-yet-unborn or just some random image from a brief google search for Jav idols.

Okay? Good, now I don’t want to hear anything more about it.

But Marie Internette, that’s another story entirely. We’re yet to see any evidence of her existence, whether it be a Tik-Tok screen-grab, a pair of t**s or otherwise.

25/10/2020

Don’t forget to put your clocks back tonight. Or in fact don’t even bother, for all the difference it’ll make.

From “Croydon By Bike” to this! I guess our office junior’s sideline business just went legit.
16/10/2020

From “Croydon By Bike” to this! I guess our office junior’s sideline business just went legit.

14/10/2020

Who’s got the Ice Cream Snickers code for our 3D printer?

05/10/2020

FAO: All parties on the books of Beyond Compère

Well that’s all fixed then!

Someone clearly has a fondness for that useless ramshackle talent agency, but before you form an orderly queue please be aware that the mystery benefactor behind this weekend’s bailout insists that he (or she) cannot be named/made public/arrested.

But by all means send congratulatory ch*****ne to the legal team who sealed the deal; and that would of course be yours truly, Cox & Moore.

Right, back to work then everyone.

Yours etc. etc.
Daryl from Bankruptcy

01/10/2020

So apparently Beyond Compère have a mysterious benefactor arranging a last-minute bailout which could, quite possibly, save the company from their impending doom. Unbelievable!

We’ll keep you posted.

12/06/2020

Yeah yeah yeah, Beyond’s up the sh****le. Our sources say there’s a secret bailout on the cards, so stop fu***ng emailing us. We got this ok? Jesus.
Yours etc.
Cox & Moore

From the desk of Cox & Moore*Internal*Hey guise you seen this?🤣🤣🤣
23/04/2020

From the desk of Cox & Moore
*Internal*

Hey guise you seen this?
🤣🤣🤣

Can’t recommend these guys highly enough. In fact I believe we just purchased them.Yours etc etc.
18/04/2020

Can’t recommend these guys highly enough. In fact I believe we just purchased them.
Yours etc etc.

Oh Beyond...We’re only pulling your leg. You fu***ng goofs!Relax; you’re a client of Cox & Moore and that makes you basi...
09/04/2020

Oh Beyond...

We’re only pulling your leg. You fu***ng goofs!

Relax; you’re a client of Cox & Moore and that makes you basically indestructible.

Yours.
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