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Small (and often vulgar) 3d Print Shop in Jarrow UK
🏠Home of EdgeStim
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Proud to be UKCA compliant ✅
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29/10/2026

Now you've all seen our Grinch hands Christmas decorations.... But not everybody is grinchy at Christmas..

🎃💀 THIS IS HALLOWEEN... WAIT, NO, IT'S CHRISTMAS! 🎄❤️

Who says you can't have a little Nightmare Before Christmas magic on your tree? 😏💀

Here at Crafted Dimensions, we're bringing a little gothic love to your Christmas decorations with these personalised skeletal heart hands! 🖤❤️

💀 Spooky skeletal hands
❤️ A bright red heart
✍️ Personalised with your chosen name
🎄 Perfect for adding a little alternative style to your Christmas tree!

Whether you're a fan of Jack, Sally, spooky season, or just like your Christmas with a little darkness, these are right up your street!

💷 JUST £4 EACH!

📩 Drop us a message with the name you'd like and we'll get crafting!

And remember... Christmas is just Halloween in a different outfit. 🤣🎃🎄

🖤 Crafted Dimensions
3D printed with love, delivered across the North East!

29/10/2026

It's that time a year again..

26/10/2026

So it started with "I'm not telling you what to print, but if you could I'd be interested hahaha"
Challenge accepted...

⚡💚 YOUR MONSTER. YOUR COLOURS. YOUR NAME. 💚⚡

Right then, Monster fans… Crafted Dimensions has something for your caffeine-fuelled lifestyle! 😈

Introducing our CUSTOMISABLE Monster Can Koozies! 🖤💚

Because apparently, drinking Monster wasn't enough. Now you can accessorise your caffeine addiction too! 🤣

🥤 Designed for 500ml cans
💚 Custom colours to match your favourite Monster can
✍️ Add your name! Make it uniquely yours
🖤 Handy carry handle
⚡ Straw hole built in, so you can sip in style!

Whether you're Team Original Green, Ultra White, Mango Loco or have another favourite, let's get those colours matched! 👀

💷 Just £12 each!

🖨️ 3D printed by Crafted Dimensions, with customisation options to make yours stand out from the crowd.

Fancy one? Send us a message with your name and favourite Monster can, and we'll see what we can create for you!

⚠️ Monster can not included. Caffeine addiction sold separately. 😂

📍 Your local 3D printing business, delivering across the North East!

17/10/2026

🔪🐱 INTRODUCING… THE MURDER KITTIES! 🐱🔪

They're cute. They're cuddly-looking. And they're probably on several watchlists. 🤣💀

Our fridge magnet collection is getting a little darker, and these little felines have definitely got a few skeletons in the cupboard… possibly their own! 😂

💀 Ghostface Kitty
🔪 Jason Kitty
📌 Pinhead Kitty
🧙‍♀️ Witchy Kitty
😈 And more little horrors joining the gang!

🧲 JUST £3 EACH!

⚠️ LIMITED RUN! ⚠️

These little murder machines won't be hanging around forever, so grab your favourites before they disappear… unlike their victims! 👀🤣

3D printed by Crafted Dimensions, with designs from 3D Misfits. Perfect for horror fans, spooky collectors, or anyone whose fridge could do with looking slightly more threatening! 😂

👇 Which Murder Kitty are you adopting? And what horror icon needs the kitty treatment next?

16/10/2026

🖖 STAR TREK FANS, WE NEED TO TALK! 🖖

🚀 THE VOYAGER CREW HAS ARRIVED AT CRAFTED DIMENSIONS! 🚀

We've gone BIG with these brick-built Star Trek figures! 😁

Straight out of the Delta Quadrant, we've got:

🖖 Captain Kathryn Janeway
🖖 Commander Chakotay
🖖 The Doctor (please don't ask him to check your warranty 🤣)

These chunky crew members are £20 each, freshly printed and ready to join your collection!

But hold onto your comm badges... 👀

THIS ISN'T THE WHOLE CREW! 🚀

We've got more Star Trek characters coming soon, so keep your eyes peeled. Who's next to be transported into the Crafted Dimensions universe? 🤔

Drop your guesses in the comments! 👇

📩 Message us to claim yours before they boldly go to someone else's shelf!

🖨️ Crafted Dimensions
Making your fandoms a little more... substantial! 😂

14/10/2026

So some of you may have noticed it's been a bit quiet on here the last few days, Truth is employee training, and to be fair you just can't get the staff.

He vomited several times on the print bed, and the keyboard so every time I print something I can smell off milk.

He defecated several times on me during slicer training, I said I wanted to sack him but apparently "he's family"

Born 7th October @ 11:17am

05/10/2026

🖨️👀 WHAT ACTUALLY GOES INTO A 3D PRINT...

You see the finished print sitting there looking all fancy…

What you don't see is the printer spending hours going:

“beep… layer… beep… layer… beep…” 😂

So here's a little time-lapse of some of our prints going from a roll of plastic → something you can actually hold! 🧵➡️🖨️➡️✨

Every piece is printed by Crafted Dimensions right here in the UK, one layer at a time.

And yes… while this video makes it look ridiculously quick, unfortunately the printers haven't discovered a “make it in 30 seconds” setting yet. 🤣

We print all sorts of weird, wonderful and occasionally completely unnecessary things…

…and we absolutely love it. ❤️

Crafted Dimensions
🖨️ 3D Printed
🇬🇧 Made in the UK
📦 Available locally & nationwide

03/10/2026

🤣🎄 APPARENTLY IT'S CHRISTMAS NOW... 🎄🤣
Right, apparently I have been overruled.
Despite my very reasonable argument that we should probably GET HALLOWEEN OUT OF THE WAY FIRST, the Mrs has decided that Christmas is now officially allowed onto the Crafted Dimensions page. 🙄😂
So... here we go.

🎅 CHRISTMAS GIFT LABELS! 🎅
Perfect for making your presents look slightly more organised than the person wrapping them probably is. 👀🤣

🏷️ 6x4 self-adhesive Christmas labels
💷 10 for just £1!
And because apparently we're feeling generous...

🎁 EVERY ORDER OVER £5 GETS A FREE CHRISTMAS KEYRING! 🎁
Yes, FREE.

No, I wasn't consulted.
Yes, the Mrs has apparently taken control of Christmas. 🤣
So if you're getting ahead of the Christmas shopping, wrapping presents, or just want to annoy me by mentioning Christmas in October... these are available now! 😂🎄

Crafted Dimensions
3D printed in the UK 🇬🇧

02/10/2026

🐉❄️ ICE DRAGONS HAVE LANDED! ❄️🐉

Check out these gorgeous Ice Dragons! 💙🤍

Printed by US, right here in the UK 🇬🇧 using our own 3D printers, these aren't mass-produced imports sitting in a warehouse somewhere. Every one is printed, checked and prepared by Crafted Dimensions. 🖨️✨

And because we know safety matters, especially when you're buying for children, these dragons have been tested against the relevant UKCA requirements. ✅🇬🇧

So you're getting a proper UK-made 3D printed dragon, produced by a small local business and checked before it reaches you. ❤️

❄️ ICE COLOUR RANGE
From cool icy blue through to crisp white, with each dragon having its own unique blend of colours.

🐉 £8 EACH 🐉

Perfect for dragon lovers, collectors, fantasy fans... or anyone who simply needs a tiny articulated dragon in their life. 😂

🇬🇧 MADE & PRINTED IN THE UK
🖨️ PRINTED BY CRAFTED DIMENSIONS
✅ TESTED AGAINST RELEVANT UKCA REQUIREMENTS
💷 ONLY £8 EACH

📍 Crafted Dimensions
🚚 Delivering across the North East

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