19/09/2026
🌴 THE SITE SURVEY DIDN’T MENTION THE JAGUAR.
A slightly different working environment for the AAA team this week, with a quick trip to the Amazon Rainforest.
Progress has been good, although site conditions have raised a few unexpected issues:
• Cable routes become rivers every 10 minutes
• The mosquitoes have taken over the site office
• Nobody can confirm whether parrots need visitor passes
• The jaguar refuses to use the access control system
• An anaconda has somehow been labelled “Cat 6”
We’re aiming to get everything commissioned before the rain starts again.
Current estimate: about 15 minutes. 🌧️