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Tonight's throne is true to it's name, a kingly perch for a lowly duke. Offering an uncomfortable volume of support as t...
12/10/2025

Tonight's throne is true to it's name, a kingly perch for a lowly duke. Offering an uncomfortable volume of support as the unmentionable flies down the castle wall.
Pb 82 sink/10

You can price out the common man, gentrify Bucky, and paint over the doinks. But the beating heart will always remain st...
22/07/2023

You can price out the common man, gentrify Bucky, and paint over the doinks. But the beating heart will always remain stanky.
Schooner/10

One for the perverts amongst our regular readers; the Nosey Deutsche Bog. Where the French prefer ignorance of their mid...
12/06/2023

One for the perverts amongst our regular readers; the Nosey Deutsche Bog. Where the French prefer ignorance of their midnight kebab, ze Germans must know just how much sweetcorn was in
their Gemüsespiesse. Nein/10

A lavatoiré leaving recent escapees homesick for their old Turkish cells. The damp aroma too fragrant for even the most ...
26/05/2020

A lavatoiré leaving recent escapees homesick for their old Turkish cells. The damp aroma too fragrant for even the most hardened crustacean. Clearly the occupants are more interested in whistling at 7am than basic hygeine. 3.7/10

An example of bohemian gentrification becoming dystopian tryharding, instead of representing downtown decor, we are left...
29/09/2018

An example of bohemian gentrification becoming dystopian tryharding, instead of representing downtown decor, we are left remembering inner city muggings. 6/10

If the ministry of magic sold decent gear. Featuring band members such as Scumbledor and SkagridBlack eye/10
22/09/2018

If the ministry of magic sold decent gear.
Featuring band members such as Scumbledor and Skagrid
Black eye/10

A hark back to high school days, complete with era appropriate phone remnants and abused dryer. Truly a timeless trough....
22/09/2018

A hark back to high school days, complete with era appropriate phone remnants and abused dryer. Truly a timeless trough. Second period/10

These toilets were a 'Shining' example of peripheral peen risk (PPR). The the placement of the toilet bin, coupled with ...
22/09/2018

These toilets were a 'Shining' example of peripheral peen risk (PPR). The the placement of the toilet bin, coupled with the lack of hand dryer and aged decor made us feel stuck in the past, and consequentially the toilet stuck at an average 5.5/10

With a labrynthian entry, this toilet is less shabby-chic, more janky-nice. This toilet aspires to be more than it reall...
22/09/2018

With a labrynthian entry, this toilet is less shabby-chic, more janky-nice. This toilet aspires to be more than it really is. While the aromatic car trees and hanging tattie soap add a certain je-be-cest-quis, once again, this toilet suffers from abundant PPR. They say less is more, but this was almost nothing. 4.5/10

Truly the Rolls-Royce of toilets. The juxtaposition of the elegant toilet and the serene view, compared with the vile na...
22/09/2018

Truly the Rolls-Royce of toilets. The juxtaposition of the elegant toilet and the serene view, compared with the vile nature of the act being committed is breathtaking.
9.5/10

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