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I have reached 200 followers! Thank you for your continued support. I could not have done it without each of you. 🙏🤗🎉
01/11/2024

I have reached 200 followers! Thank you for your continued support. I could not have done it without each of you. 🙏🤗🎉

02/06/2024

😭😭 *American movie have put me for trouble* 😭😭😭

That day I was watching one America movie when a man told his son to go and wash the dishes, and the little boy said "no dad" as if that was not enough he told his dad "wash it yourself n***a, f**k you".. Ehh🙄, then the devil whispered to my ear very gently *"that is your mate, you can do more than that😏".* I nodded my head and said to myself I can do more than that..🤔.
My mum and the other siblings traveled to the village👩‍👦‍👦. It was just I and dad that was home.
The 😈devil was still lecturing and encouraging me on what to do, when my dad👴🏻 walked in and said, BATTAs🧔🏼 "go and wash the dishes". What a coincidence, exactly what the father said to the boy in the movie.
The 👹devil whispered to me *"answer him the same way the boy answered the father".* I didn't even know it was the devil that was talking ooooo 😭...
I answered my dad instantly "no dad!". He said why?😠 Then I stood up and shouted "wash it yourself n***a, fuc...." (the words were still in my mouth), when the devil had to speak broken this time *"o boy e don set"*
I said *"devil is that you?..."* my mouth was still on it's way to complete the "f**k you" when I felt something heavy on my right ear.
What I didn't understand was if it was my dad's hand or he was with frying pan ☹️☹️☹️. Immediately everywhere became very dark. I started hearing different sounds in my head.🥴
Instantly I felt my spirit left me.👻 I saw the spirit sitting opposite me and was drinking water! 🧘🏻‍♂️
My mouth was closed but when I looked at my shadow it's mouth was open. I wasn't shouting but I heard a loud shout inside me!...could that be my skeleton?☠️ My brethren instantly I forgot all the discussion I had with my dad.
Afraid of receiving another slap I couldn't ask him what he asked me to do before.🤕 Then he shouted at me *"my friend go and wash them."* I asked myself silently "wash what?"... abeg I nor need version 2 slap. So I nor bother ask am wat I wan wash... 🏃🏃🏃
I went outside and washed the *2 trailers packed outside.*🚌 🚎 It was after I finished washing them I remembered *they are not even our own and the worst is they are not even working again!*
It's like the slap has installed a voice in my brain, I kept hearing *"go and wash them"* ☹️☹️☹️
I went inside packed all my dad clothes both the clean, dirty and abandoned dresses even the new duvet that he bought ... we have not even used the duvet once! I lose it from the nylon, and washed them all. I was still hearing the sound🥶😨 ... wahala!!! Who send me?🥺
I will be back to complete the story, *I just finish washing the gates.* ⛩️
*I think the gutters🚽 needs to be washed as well*🏃🏃🏃🏃

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What??What did you just say? I asked my wife with a face visibly in shock over the revelation she just made, can't belie...
04/05/2024

What??

What did you just say? I asked my wife with a face visibly in shock over the revelation she just made, can't believe that the woman I've been married to for the past year is a le***an.

How did we even get here? Oh I remember and will tell you

It was a Friday and I decided to get freaky with my wife to spice up our relationship, knowing my wife loves spiced chicken and red wine, on my way back from work I got enough and of course hoping for "something for the boys" (if you know what I mean),
She welcomed me with open arms as usual and when she saw what I came back with, she looked at me with suspicion and asked "Mr 9ice guy, this one you bought chicken and red wine hope it's not what I'm thinking?" I could only smile mischievously and entered inside to freshen up

Fast forward we were into the game, eating and drinking when I asked her a truth or dare question "Is there anything I don't know about you?"
I am a le***an and I have a partner she answered
I fell off the bed laughing thinking I was hearing things as a result of the drink but then she insisted she was telling the truth and that was when all the drink cleared from my eyes,

As I am now I don't know if I'm angry or sad or should I be worried?

me right now
👇👇👇👇

Market wahala Not everyone you see in the market is normal and you will soon find out why?As a businessman or woman you ...
05/04/2024

Market wahala

Not everyone you see in the market is normal and you will soon find out why?

As a businessman or woman you must have crossed paths with this kind of customers.

Customer: pls do you have blender? Elbee

Me: yes sir and it's selling for....

Customer: bring me one

Me: okay sir

Customer: also bring me a microwave, I want the binatone type and a bread tooster with some dryers and pressing iron

Me: (after bringing them down) sir, am done

Customer: okay how much is the total?

Me: that will be gh¢4,350

Customer: okay remove the tooster, how much now?

Me: that's gh¢3,550

Customer: remove the pressing iron, how much?

Me: gh¢3,300

Customer: ah it's still high oo, my money is gh¢800

Me 👇👇👇👇👇

Market wahalaToday na another day for business, I just carry myself enter road after I don wake up late as usual. I reac...
03/04/2024

Market wahala

Today na another day for business, I just carry myself enter road after I don wake up late as usual. I reach station e be like where they dey do crusade, no motor, all the motor wey dey pass just full dey blow speed, Omo I stroll down come get one na so I move.

I just open my shop dey mind my business na so one man come say he wan buy android charger, the one he point tell am say na gh¢30, next thing this man shout say make I reduce, as first customer na make e nor be like I dey do strong head I say okay bring gh¢25. Nor be gh¢10? I first turn dey find who talk, na only me and am dey, first time wey come my mind be "like I could have kee a lot"

Oga nor be so na, na buy I buy am oo he okay I go give u gh¢ 15 I just jeje collect am from am being cast and bind.

He too respect himself begin dey go

© Market wahala

♻️ERIK TEN HAG THIS SEASON *Knocked out of the Champions League*Dragged out of the CARABAO CUP* Rejected by EUROPA* Bloc...
16/03/2024

♻️ERIK TEN HAG THIS SEASON

*Knocked out of the Champions League
*Dragged out of the CARABAO CUP

* Rejected by EUROPA
* Blocked from AFCON
* Pursued from Copa America
* Banned from TINUBU'S Cup
* Eliminated from WhatsApp tournament 🤣

♻️After all this efforts, you still want Erik Ten to stress himself to qualify for Top 4 to play Champions League were he will be eliminated in the group stage after ONANA will concede 50 goals against Nassarawa United, Asante Kotoko FC and Wycombe Wanderers 😂

⚔️COMRADES AND GENTLEMEN, the possibility of ERIK TEN HAG to grow a hair in his head has now surpassed the probability of MALACIA to return from RETIREMENT 😂😂

♻️Star Plus⚔️

07/03/2024

I nor dey ASA ODOGWU again 🤣🤣 oo, e be like hunger don wire both ASA and ODOGWU 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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