U.S. Department of Service Gerbils

U.S. Department of Service Gerbils Official page for the U.S. Department of Service Gerbils (USDSG).This Department is not affiliated,en The U.S. veteran needs for Service Gerbils.

Department of Service Gerbils (USDSG) was developed in response to the high volume of U.S. Unofficially USDSG came into conception shortly after the Revolutionary War in 1783 and recognized as a Department shortly after the U.S. Cabinet expansion of 1989 in conjunction with the development of the U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs. It had not been recognized officially until recent years the imme

nse role that Service Gerbils have had during the most trying times in U.S. war history, and then thereafter with the men and women who served. USDSG deals with all official U.S. Service Gerbil related business such as administration, supplies, public relations, training, awareness and crime.

No. We aren't going anywhere. Yes. We are still here. Fighting for the "deeper" rights our veteran community deserves. T...
26/08/2021

No. We aren't going anywhere. Yes. We are still here. Fighting for the "deeper" rights our veteran community deserves. Thank you for all the "deep" support over all these years. We have firmly inserted ourselves into the darkest crevasses of the Veteran community, and that's where we intend to stay. USDSG will be that voice of those unheard for their needs. We will fight the battle no one else will. Service Gerbils and the U.S. Department of Service Gerbils are here to stay. To Valhalla. 🇺🇸🔥🐹🌈

It's always important to keep your support system informed on your current disability status and needs. A family togethe...
26/08/2021

It's always important to keep your support system informed on your current disability status and needs. A family together with Service Gerbils stays together. 🇺🇸🐹🌈

We have been through some trying times in recent history. Either way, Service Gerbils will always be there to provide th...
26/08/2021

We have been through some trying times in recent history. Either way, Service Gerbils will always be there to provide that "deeper" support you can't get from anywhere else.

Happy Easter to all our nations veterans. USDSG reminds everyone to always search for those "deeper" meanings during the...
04/04/2021

Happy Easter to all our nations veterans. USDSG reminds everyone to always search for those "deeper" meanings during the holidays and Service Gerbils are here to add that extra hop in your step. 🇺🇸🌈🐹🐰

USDSG *Breaking News* - Latest VA case report finds licensed Service Gerbils help veterans with social anxiety 122% of t...
03/04/2021

USDSG *Breaking News* - Latest VA case report finds licensed Service Gerbils help veterans with social anxiety 122% of the time. When asked where this extra 22% comes from , VA Secretary Mcdonough stated because "They work. From The Inside. They know the inner workings of our nations veterans better that we do. They can reach that extra 22% depth we just can't." A recent publication from the Service Gerbil extended campus at the University of Guam also reports that in 100.69% of studied social situations, veterans actively using Service Gerbils were less likely to injure non veteran civilians stating they "almost joined". USDSG has not actively verified these findings pending further department funding.

USDSG Pro Tip: always be ready for a quick exit when duty calls 💨🇺🇸🌈🐹
18/03/2021

USDSG Pro Tip: always be ready for a quick exit when duty calls 💨🇺🇸🌈🐹

10/12/2019
PSA from USDSG. The holidays tend to be rough. Rely on what's known to be smooth. 🇺🇸
10/12/2019

PSA from USDSG. The holidays tend to be rough. Rely on what's known to be smooth. 🇺🇸

After a "hard" Saturday night... It's time for some Service Gerbil action. 🐹🇺🇸🚽
17/03/2019

After a "hard" Saturday night... It's time for some Service Gerbil action.
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USDSG Pro Tip: Aim is EVERYTHING. 🎯
16/03/2019

USDSG Pro Tip: Aim is EVERYTHING. 🎯

Rolling into the weekend with with my Service Gerbil like.. 🐹🌈
16/03/2019

Rolling into the weekend with with my Service Gerbil like..

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12/09/2018

Greetings USDSG followers- This is the Captain speaking. Yes. It has been a while. No we are not dead. USDSG has been "deeply" involved in multiple international gerballing affairs. USDSG forces have been deployed overseas fighting the war on international Service Gerbil trafficking- specifically in the Panama/Columbian region. It has been a tough fight and we have sustained some "deep" casualties, but we will not back down.

USDSG started cracking down about a year ago against underground Service Gerbil smugglers from Columbia bringing Gerbils filled with Co***ne to the U.S. This has been a long fight but we believe we are getting the upper hand here.

Stay with us as the fight continues. USDSG appreciates all your support- even in our times of absence though our international efforts to protect Service Gerbils.

We will be bringing the fight home soon. Keep Gerballing. For America. 🇺🇸🐹

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