Xtream Avengers

16/07/2017

Like👍it if u unterstand this joke!!!!!😎[Note:Specially for 11-12thers]

31/10/2016

31/10/2016

Logical

15/01/2016

एक आदमी दिल्ली मे चिल्ला रहा था
मुख्यमंत्री निकम्मा है,
मुख्यमंत्री निकम्मा है.
पुलिस ने उसे पीटना शुरू कर दिया और कहा चल थाने मुख्यमंत्री की इंसल्ट करता है।

आदमी - मैं तो तमिलनाडु के मुख्यमंत्री के बारे में कह रहा था।
पुलिस ने दो चार और थप्पड़ मारे और कहा -
हमें बेवकूफ बनाता है .....
क्या हमें नहीं पता कि कौन सा मुख्यमंत्री निकम्मा है।
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😝
😂
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15/08/2015

There's nothing like a school time romance.

15/08/2015

Here's a heart-felt letter from a disgruntled student to the Dean of his University.

26/12/2014

The Boss Some employees bought their boss a gift for his birthday.
Before opening the gift, the boss shook it slightly, and noticed that it was wet in the corner.
Touching his finger to the wet spot and tasting it,
he asked, "A bottle of wine?"
His employees replied, "No."
Again, he touched his finger to the box and tasted the liquid.
"A bottle of scotch?" "His employees replied again,
"No."
Finally the boss asked, "I give up. What is it?"
His workers responded, "A puppy."

05/10/2014

Computer Engineering Field Ki Ladki,
Ko Kisi ladke ne chheda,
uska ghussa

aise nikla .
Pedaishi Error, .
Virus k
Bachey,
Excel ki currupt file . .
1
Click Marungi to Zameen Se Delete
Ho k
Qabar Me Install Ho Jayega.

24/08/2014

INSTALLING HUSBAND

A Woman writes to the IT Technical Support Guy

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I Upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a Distinct Slowdown in the overall System Performance, particularly in the Flower and Jewellery Applications, which Operated Flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 Uninstalled another Valuable Program, Romance 9.5 and then Installed undesirable Programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1

What can I do ?

Reply:-

Dear Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter Command: "ithoughtyoulovedme.html" and try to Download Tears 6.2. Then it will automatically run the Applications Jewellery 3.0 and Flowers 3.5

However, remember, Overuse of the above Application can cause Husband 1.0 to Default to Silence 3.5 or Beer 6.1.

Also DO NOT disturb the original Package of Husband 1.0.... Otherwise new Virus Girlfriend 2.5 will automatically be Downloaded into your System.

So be careful. In addition, please do not attempt to Re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 Program. These are Unsupported Applications and will Crash Husband 1.0.

We recommend: Cooking 5.0 and Cute Looks 7.7

Good Luck Madam.

29/07/2014

Ek Bridge ka Tender nikla.
Ek Madrasi ne kaha 30 lakh mein bridge bana dunga.

Authorities ne puchha kaise??

Woh bola:
10 lakh mere,
10 lakh ka material,
10 lakh labour ke.

Sindhi bola:
90 lakh mein bana dunga!!

Authorities ne pucha:
Itna mahenga kyun??

Sindhi bola:
30 lakh mere,
30 lakh aapke.

Authorities bole:
Aur bridge kaun banayega??

Sindhi bola:
Bridge Madrasi banayega

Sindhi got the tender...!!
It happens only in India.

29/07/2014

Pappu bar bar apna facebook ka
Password bhool jata tha . . .

Usne socha mein facebook ka pasword
kya rakhu jo kabhi na bhoolu . . .

Usne password rakha " INCORRECT" ...

Ab jab bhi wo galat password enter karta
Computer usey khud bata deta
Ur password is " Incorrect "

Pappu Rocked, Facebook Shocked