29/08/2023
LAUGH OUT YOUR STRESS 😂🤣🤣👇👇
1. I proposed to my girlfriend 💍 and she started crying 😢😭. I just collect my ring💍 back... I promised never to hurt her feelings 💔😢... Hope I'm on the right phase🤷🏻😂
2. U jam me with ur bwess😋 and you're saying "sorry" for what exactly🤷🏻?? Jam me again jhoor...Infact keep jamming me😋
3. When u try to be romantic after having sxx with a fat girl; and u be like "baby, go and pick your jacket on the floor"
And she reply "which jacket ko🙄? gimme my pant jhoor🙄🤣
4. When u see your girlfriend laughing while pressing phone📱, relax, don't think she's cheating..she's reading my jokes 🤣😂
5. Her: baby, we can't just finish watching p**n and do nothing..
Me: So in your house, after u finish watching wrestling, u start fighting Abi🙄? ...WE MOVE ✊
6. Once u see a lady becoming a motivational speaker online🎤..just know a legend has done it again 💪😂
7. Buying pads ever months😢🤔...why can't u just get pregnant and save that money for nine months🤔??..I come in Peace o🤣🚶🏼♀️
8. Adam & eve might have been Americans,,, bcoz if it were Africans, all the apples🍏 would have gone, plus the trees for firewood...and if they were Chinese, they would have killed the snake🐍 for soup b4 it even talk😂😂
9. Armed robbers attack at a parry😁👇..
Armed robbers: Hey! Everybody lie down 🔫👇
Me: I can't lie down oo, I'm wearing white 🤷🏻...Hope am save?🤞😂
10. "It's over b/w us"💔😢
This word can make u look for your shoes inside fridge 🤞, start chewing water 💦 and drink rice 😂😂
11. Some girls will be complaining about spiritual husband, wen u sleep naked at night seducing innocent spirit...u think those spirits are gay? I don't understand 🙄🤣
12. Those that use tissue paper to wipe their A**s after poo & look at it, what are u expecting to see🙄? Chocolate or ice cream 🤷??
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