01/06/2026
A woman💁 was having s*x 🍆🍑in an apartment 20 floors high 🏢 with another man💏. She then heard her husband coming👳… she told her lover to stay like a robōt and not to move✋.
HUSBAND👳: What is this?
WIFE💁: This is a robōt, I bought to have s£x with when you are travelling…✈
HUSBAND:👳 Okay… Let's have s*x now…
WIFE: 💁No sweetheart… 💞yesterday I got my period, so I will go and make a cup of coffee☕ for you… !!
After she left the husband👳 said: Dåmn, I am so h***y, I will s€x this robot… he tried having s€x. The man started talking in a metallic robōtic way…!!
“SYSTEM ERRŌR!😨…WROÑG HOLE…!😨 SYSTEM ERRŌR…!😨 WRŌNG HOLE…!”😨
HUSBAND 👳: Dåmn rōbot is not working properly… I am thrøwing it out of the wiñdow…The man realized that he was on the 20th floor 🏫and said…
*SOFTWARE UPDATED😨… PLEASE TRY F**KING AGAIN.!😨😨*
The man inserted his Dickson inside kiplombwe and the stranger cried woiiiiiii then he fainted🤣🤣🤣
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