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16/09/2025

Stay away from alcohol. You'll die if you don't listen.

23/05/2024

Proverbs of Jealousy and Poverty Mentality

1. I can't buy a car on loan

2. Siwezi nunua gari kabla nijenge

3. She is educated but she can't find a man to marry her

4. They have a lot money but they have never known peace in their house

5. He has a degree and yet we still tarmac together.

6. That dress she says that she bought at 10k costs 1500 in Eastleigh and the Eastleigh one is much better

7. She got that job after sleeping with the boss

8. He drives a Mercedes but he lives in Kinoo. I think the vehicle belongs to this boss and he is just a driver

9. iPhone is overrated . It's just like Kabambe. Simu ni simu

10. His wife is older than him . It's money that confused him

11. She /he doesn't have a job. I always find her/ him online. Look at the kind of stuff he / she shares online

12. She got another baby even before the other one joined play group

13. Demio is not a car. It's better I use a bodaboda

14. She thinks running a business is easy in this city. She will just close down and come back here.

16. I don't know how she manages to live with such a cheating husband.

17. I hear that he joined defo worship. He has a big snake in his house

18. He is controlled by his wife. It's the wife who makes decision in that house

19. Those kids are not his. They don't even resemble him. Kwanza haka kadogo.

20. Wataachana tu

21. Mnakuwanga Wa-expee. Hamna Bei nyingine?

22. Having read 1-21 ,go look for money uwachane na maisha ya watu hata wewe methali zitembee. Range Rover sport owners don't use such proverbs

22/08/2022

You Left Your Husband Because He Was Cheating

You have a kid or two.

So you divorced because you were so pained.

You left. You left with the kids. Women always do.

You started working hard to cater for your needs. You work so hard but it isn't enough.

So you're above 27 now. A kid. Not really much for a young lad except those wanting just entertainment with you. Still, these ones are not so rich.

To meet up with the growing economic demands. You find a wealthy man. He is rich, you dont care. You need to pay fees for your kids as a strong independent woman. You need to prove that it can be done.

So you're dating a wealthy married man. Now, a side chic.

You begin to think of the side chics your husband has and why he has them. You do not even question the morality. You begin to understand why, maybe they've got kids too. Mouths to feed. Life to live.

It doesn't make sense, still, it makes sense.

So you call the married man when he is home. He hides to shout at you for wanting to disturb his peace with his "wife" as you ought to know when he is home.

You think of your hurts, you think of your consolation. At least, you had a husband. He was fully yours. He cheats, but he was fully yours.

So you attempt to find out what is going on with him now.

He is married again. A younger woman.

After you make contact, he comes to visit you and the kids. He drops some money once once. The new wife is in charge now..major charge.

You connect on old times. You have s*x.

He leaves to his house. To his wife.

You're now dating two married men.

Both of them are cheating on their wives.

Smart label..

31/07/2021
19/11/2019

THE GEM PEOPLE
A Brief History of Gem in Siaya County.
Gem was founded by a valiant warrior called Ragem son of Podho brother of Owiny.
Ragem had two sons, namely, Ojuodhi Tipo and Kuenda Ramiero.
Ojuodhi had six sons and one daughter. The sons were; Lanyo, Opiya, Ginga, Nyambok, Ogwang’, Oyoo and his daughter called Anyango.
Equally, Kuenda had six sons and one daughter, namely, Nyikwaya (Olwa), Rariu (Onyango), Nyiwuor, Wiri, Nyidet, Thomo and their only sister Gilo (Nyagilo).
Gem also has Ojwando or immigrants. Those who came to stay with him either as workers or slaves. There are three types of these settlers; those from other parts of Luoland, those from Kalenjin and the ones from Luyha land. They are not squatters because they got land from Ragem or any of his sons for security or marriage reasons.
Those from Luoland are; Ndagaria from Nyakach, Mur from Alego, Ojola from Kisumu, Udha from Sakwa and Ojuok from Alego.
Those from Luyha land are; Ebusagami from Bunyore, Umuri from Maragoli and Umani, Uwoware, Ulgano and Umuswa all from Kisa.
From Kalenjin there is Nyibuop who are descendants of Arap Buop, a herd’s boy who was given a Luo girl as wife.
In short, today, Ojuodhi and Kuenda are clans with sub clans which are names of women married either by the two patriarchs or any of their sons..
Three well known Ojuodhi subclans are; Akwany, Agola and Adhaya. Agola is the most successful of all the subclans, it was from this house that Chief Odera Akango sprouted. The same house has produced four Gem MPs beginning with Argwings Kodhek, Omolo Okero, Grace Ogot and Oki Ombaka. Even Siaya women rep comes from Gem Kagola in Ulumbi.
Three well known Kuenda subclans are; Aluoch, Adhasi and Achar. Former Gem MP Jakoyo Midiwo comes from Achar subclam of the bigger Thomo clan staying in Kanyikwaya next to Ndori schools in South Gem.
Ojwando have produced a total of two MPs, namely, Otieno Ambala of Mur clan resident in Gem next to Komuok primary school and Wasonga Sijeyo of Ndagaria clan staying next to Sawagongo High School father of bishop Otieno Wasonga.

18/02/2015

YOUR KIDNEY DESERVES THE BEST

Barely two (2) days ago, we all received the news of the demise of the Nigerian actor as a result of same kidney disease. I want to show you how to avert this menace of kidney disease. Very easy and effective. And don't forget that I copied it. So feel free to share, copy and disseminate.

SO HERE ARE THE TOP 6 CAUSE OF KIDNEY DISEASE:

1. Delaying going to a toilet Keeping your urine in your bladder for too long is a bad idea. A full bladder can cause bladder damage. The urine that stays in the bladder multiplies bacteria quickly. Once the urine refluxes back to the ureter and kidneys, the toxic substances can result in kidney infections, then urinary tract infections, and then nephritis, and even uremia. When nature calls – do it as soon as possible.

2. Eating too much salt,You should eat no more than 5.8 grams of salt daily.

3. Eating too much meat. Too much protein in your diet is harmful for your kidneys. Protein digestion produces ammonia – a toxin that is very destructive to your kidneys. More meat equals more kidney damage.

4. Drinking too much caffeine Caffeine is a component of many sodas and soft drinks. It raises your blood pressure and your kidneys start suffering. So you should cut down the amount of coke you drink daily.

5. Not drinking water. Our kidneys should be hydrated properly to perform their functions well. If we don’t drink enough, the toxins can start accumulating in the blood, as there isn’t enough fluid to drain them through the kidneys. Drink more than 10 glasses of water daily. There is an easy way to check if you are drinking enough water: look at the colour of your urine; the lighter the colour, the better.

6. Late treatment . Treat all your health problems properly and have your health checked regularly. Let's help ourselves...God will protect you and your family from every disease this year! Amen

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12/02/2015

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26/01/2015

The greatest want of the world is the want of men,men who will not be bought or sold; men who in their inermost souls are true and honest; men who do notfear to call sin by its right name; men whose conscience is as true to duty as the needle to the pole; men who will stand for the right though the heavens fall.--Education, p. 57. (1903)

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