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19/08/2026

Have you ever written a poem?

Sijui tutumie Heha movers kuwaletea wapenzi 😁Single and searching? DM now!An anonymous confession? DM!!
19/08/2026

Sijui tutumie Heha movers kuwaletea wapenzi 😁
Single and searching? DM now!
An anonymous confession? DM!!

This how men expect women to act nowadays since they're "the prize" 😭😭💔
14/08/2026

This how men expect women to act nowadays since they're "the prize" 😭😭💔

12/08/2026

We are back again ‼️

Turns out the admin got a broad and forgot his duties here 😂.

26/07/2026

Why busy professionals are choosing matchmaking over apps. 💼❤️

✅ No endless swiping
✅ No dead-end conversations
✅ No wasting time

Instead:
✅ Vetted, curated matches
✅ Personal interviews
✅ Virtual introductions
✅ One fee, real connections

💕 The Match Bureau — the smarter way to date.

KES 1,500 | One-time fee

DM us to learn more. ❤️

Dating apps are designed to keep you single. 📱❌They profit from your loneliness — not your love.❌ No vetting❌ Endless ta...
24/07/2026

Dating apps are designed to keep you single. 📱❌

They profit from your loneliness — not your love.

❌ No vetting
❌ Endless talking stages
❌ Looks over compatibility
❌ No accountability

What works? ✅
✔️ Curated matches
✔️ Personal vetting
✔️ Virtual introductions
✔️ One fee, real connections

💕 The Match Bureau — the smarter way to date.

KES 1,500 | One-time fee

DM us to learn more. ❤️

22/07/2026

5 Signs You're Settling — And Don't Even Know It 😔

1️⃣ You make excuses for their bad behavior
2️⃣ You're ignoring your non-negotiables
3️⃣ You feel more lonely with them than without them
4️⃣ You're hoping they'll change
5️⃣ Your gut is telling you something is off

Settling doesn't protect you from being alone — it guarantees you'll feel alone even when you're with someone.

💕 Ready for something real? The Match Bureau helps you find someone worth choosing.

KES 1,500 | One-time fee

DM us to learn more. ❤️

When you think of all the stüpid things you did in the name of love.
20/07/2026

When you think of all the stüpid things you did in the name of love.

It's not sad, it's the solution. What's sad is the reason for wanting to be alone
20/07/2026

It's not sad, it's the solution. What's sad is the reason for wanting to be alone

19/07/2026

"A 21 year old girl telling you to,,,

Heal from your past,🦋🦋

Not because your past makes you damaged. Not because you owe anyone a "better version" of yourself. Not because healing is trendy.
Heal because you deserve to know who you are without survival mode.

Some of us grew up learning to stay quiet to keep the peace. Some learned that love had to be earned. Some learned to expect abandonment, rejection, or disappointment before kindness.

Those weren't personality traits.
They were survival strategies.

Thank them for keeping you alive. But don't let them become the prison you spend the rest of your life in.

You are not the fear you carry. You are not the trauma you endured. You are not the voices that made you question your worth.
Your past explains you. It does not own you.

One day you'll realize the greatest act of self-love wasn't finding someone to rescue you.

It was becoming the person who finally stopped abandoning yourself.
— From a 21-year-old still choosing healing, one day at a time. "

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