14/04/2025
Sis Nike: Soji! Soji!! Wake up!, it is Monday morning, are you not going to work?
Soji: (still enjoying his sleep) Give me 5 mins, I will wake up
Sis Nike:My Friend GET UP! (She shouted)
Soji: Can you just travel for like 6 months and leave me alone
Sis Nike: See you, lazy goat, if not for me, you would have been sacked long time ago
Soji: Who tell you? My boss is not as wicked as you. Oh! How I wish everyday is holiday and enjoyment
Sis Nike: See this one!, I have never seen a lazy human being like you, house work - you no dey do, sweeping and cleaning – na when you feel like, washing plates – na with shouting. Mshew! holiday ko, sabbatical ni
(both laughing)
Soji: Okay, you are looking down on me. When I finally make it, I will see how you will be begging me
Sis Nike: EH! this boy!, don’t go and do money ritual o!, hmm I’m telling you now. Me, beg you
Soji: If I want to do money ritual, na you I go use now
(both laughing)
Sis Nike: Werey! you dey mad abi, Holy Ghost fire. Go and take your bath and get out of this place
Soji: One day I will be free from your hands, I will sleep till when I like
Sis Nike: Okay now, I like it like that, that means you won’t be begging me for money, you will start paying rent, pay nepa bill, water bill
Soji: My sister, my big sister, my one and only sister
Sis Nike: Who is your sister, abeg I no want yeye brother
Soji: Hehehe, there is nothing you can do about it. I’m your brother for life.
Soji: Sister! can you help me iron my clothes?
Sis Nike: (wanting to beat him) Why you dey run? you for wait make I nack this phone on your head. NONSENSE BOY!
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