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11/01/2018

... To know if your village people are fanning
themselves with your destiny
•After entering a bus, it gets to your turn
to pay your fare and you can’t find your
money. My bro follow money lost o
because the kind beating you go chop
that day eh .
Lemme faint in the swimming pool side
abeg. Abi space no dey there again.
•If you downloading 5GB of data and it
Fails at 99%.
Your village people work be that go beg
then o
•If you buy an iphone 6 for 150k today
and the next day the price drops to 70k.
Abeg take the earpiece . Oya hank yourself
•You win 100millon, u put am for bank,
next week the bank declare bankruptcy.
Better turn bank building to your house... no
go house
•your first day in a restaurant, after
eating fish, the bone hang for your throat.
Big eyes have kill you
•If after working for 30 days, you got
fired without salary.
You no get gun make we
scatter that place ?
•After selling your fathers property to go
abroad, and you still got deported few
weeks later. Oya die
• if you take cheat into the exam hall, and
cant understand your own handwriting. Oya
kill your self
• If after 6 abortions and d guy still ends
up not marrying you.
• if you submit expo with your answer
sheet. F9 is not your portion o .
• when your friend wey just come back
from America give u cheque & did not
remember to sign Before going back. Oya
hang for plane time never go . Pls is there
space at the boys quarter ?
• If at age 38 , you still refer to Davido as
your role model.
• if after you use a heavy perfume and
your body odour is still stronger than RAID.
My bro enter river niger and bath 50 times.
• If After You photoshop your Picture & you
still Ugly Pass Taye Taiwo. Just kill
me
• If u get expelled 24hrs 2 your.
graduation. Oya come nearer lemme
pray for you any wizard or witches
using your live to dry fish oya burn with fire
from hell .
• if your leg dey show for passport. Lemme
be going....photograph.
• If You Break-Up With Your Boyfriend/
girlfriend and he/she wins 100million naira.
Honey pls is the work of devil am now a
change person .
the next day!.
• if the person that you were cursing out in
traffic turns out to be the one interviewing
you for a job. Just take your cv burn it and
start doing conductor.
• If U lied to Armed robbers that u
don’t have a phone, then it rings, & ur
ringtone is ‘Ebami K’igbe Ole, Ole Ole Ole! Oya
kill me i don tire .
• if you sell ur Kidney to buy a Range
rover sport and they steal it d next day you
will be like oya steal me join .
* If your 45 years and you're dating for fun.
*You u feel like running into an army
barrack and shout useless soldiers . Just
keep in mind that today is showday for ur
village people anything can happen
*. When ur gf just told u that she have
washed all your clothes and u remember
that your salary cheque is inside one of the
trousers . kukuma kill me
* Nigerians are wicked o . After 4years of kg
6yrs of primary education .
6 yrs of secondary education
4 years in university (tertiary education) .
1year of services . You now say u will pay
12k per month . thunder lightening
brimstone storm wind fall of u idiot.

27/12/2017

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ANGEL GABRIEL: Joseph! Joseph!! Joseph!!!
JOSEPH: who is that?
ANGEL GABRIEL: it is me the Angel of God, you
see Mary don't leave her. Love her and bring
up the child with her. .
JOSEPH: okay Angel, tell God I accept. . .
Naija Version!
ANGEL GABRIEL: Joseph! Joseph!! Joseph!!!
JOSEPH:who is that?
ANGEL GABRIEL: it is me the Angel of God,
don't leave Mary, Love her and bring up the
child with her.
JOSEPH: your papa, infact your real dad.
Bring who up? Weh the spirit weh givam
belle? Guy see no disturb me here o. Na she
alone una been see? All of una dor r**e am
finish come say spirit. .
ANGEL GABRIEL: Joseph calm down and
listen to me.
JOSEPH:(breaks bottle) guy leave this place o,
your papa. If them do u whether u for
happy, yah mad, yah spirit is mad. Infact you
all up there are mad. . .
# lwkmd

27/12/2017

A large notice in a shop window in Lagos
announced a big sale, with sweeping
reductions, starting at 9am.
An enormous queue had started to form by
7.30am Just before the shop was due to
open, an inconspicuous little man walked to
the head of the queue.
Angry women elbowed and pushed him
until he was right at the back of the line.
Undaunted, the little man went to the head
of the queue again. Once more, he was
shoved unceremoniously to the back, this
time with a few smacks on the face and a
couple of thumps from umbrellas wielded by
angry women. .
The little man walked to one side of the
queue and said: "If that's your attitude, I
won't open the shop at all today!"

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20/04/2015

Levitation (from Latin levitas "lightness")[1] is the process by which an object is
held aloft, without mechanical
support, in a stable position. Levitation is accomplished by
providing an upward force that counteracts the
downward force of gravity, plus a smaller stabilizing force
that pushes the object
toward a home position
whenever it is a small
distance away from that
home position. The force can be a fundamental force such
as magnetic or electrostatic,
or it can be a reactive force
such as optical, buoyant,
aerodynamic, or hydrodynamic.[citation needed] Levitation excludes floating at the surface of a liquid
because the liquid provides
direct mechanical support.
Levitation excludes hovering
flight by insects,
hummingbirds, helicopters, rockets, and balloons because
the object provides its own
counter-gravity force.[citation needed] Physics Levitation (on Earth or any planetoid) requires an upward
force that cancels out the weight of the object, so that the object does not fall
(accelerate downward) or rise
(accelerate upward). For
positional stability, any small
displacement of the levitating
object must result in a small change in force in the
opposite direction.[citation needed] The small changes in force can be
accomplished by gradient field
(s) or by active regulation. If
the object is disturbed, it
might oscillate around its final
position, but it motions eventually decrease to zero
due to damping effects. (In a turbulent flow, the object
might oscillate indefinitely.)[citation needed] Levitation techniques are
useful tools in physics
research. For example,
levitation methods are useful
for high-temperature melt
property studies because they eliminate the problem of
reaction with containers and
allow deep undercooling of
melts. The containerless
conditions may be obtained by
opposing gravity with a levitation force, instead of
allowing an entire experiment to freefall.[2] Magnetic levitation Main article: Magnetic levitation a high-temperature superconductor levitating above magnet Magnetic levitation is the
most commonly seen and used
form of levitation. Diamagnetic materials are commonly used for
demonstration purposes. In
this case the returning force
appears from the interaction
with the screening currents. For example, a superconducting sample, which can be considered either as a
perfect diamagnet or an ideally hard superconductor, easily levitates in an ambient
external magnetic field. The
superconductor is first
heated strongly, then cooled
with liquid nitrogen to levitate
on top of a diamagnet. In very strong magnetic field, by
means of diamagnetic levitation even small live animals have been levitated. It is possible to levitate
pyrolytic graphite by placing
thin squares of it above four
cube magnets with the north
poles forming one diagonal
and south poles forming the other diagonal.[3] A magnetically levitated
(maglev) train departing
Pudong International Airport
on the first commercial high-
speed maglev line in the
world. Magnetic levitation is in
development for use for
transportation systems. For
example the Maglev includes trains that are levitated by a
large number of magnets. Due
to the lack of friction on the
guide rails, they are faster,
quieter, and smoother than
wheeled mass transit systems. Electrodynamic suspension uses AC magnetic fields. Electrostatic levitation Main article: Electrostatic levitation In electrostatic levitation an electric field is used to counteract gravitational
force. Aerodynamic levitation Main article: Aerodynamic levitation In aerodynamic levitation, the
levitation is achieved by
floating the object on a
stream of gas, either
produced by the object or
acting on the object. For example, a ping pong ball can be levitated with the stream
of air from a vacuum cleaner
set on 'blow'. With enough
thrust, very large objects can
be levitated using this
method. This technique enables the
levitation of an object against gravitational force by floating it on a thin gas film formed by gas flow through a porous membrane. Using this
technique, high temperature
melts can be kept clean from
contamination and be supercooled.[2] A common example in general usage
includes air hockey, where the puck is lifted by a thin
layer of air. Hovercraft also use this technique, producing
a large region of high-
pressure air underneath
them. Acoustic levitation Main article: Acoustic levitation Acoustic levitation uses sound
waves to provide a levitating
force. Optical levitation Main article: Optical levitation Optical levitation is a
technique in which a material
is levitated against the
downward force of gravity by
an upward force stemming
from photon momentum transfer (radiation pressure). Buoyant levitation Gases at high pressure can
have a density exceeding
that of some solids. Thus they
can be used to levitate solid objects through buoyancy.[4] Noble gases are preferred for their non-reactivity. Xenon is the densest non-radioactive
noble gas, at 5.894g/L. Xenon
has been used to levitate polyethylene, at a pressure of 154atm. Casimir force Scientists have discovered a
way of levitating ultra small
objects by manipulating the
so-called Casimir force, which normally causes objects to
stick together due to forces
predicted by quantum field theory. This is, however, only possible for micro-objects.[5] [6] Uses Main article: Maglev Magnetic levitation is used to
suspend trains without
touching the track. This
permits very high speeds, and
greatly reduces the
maintenance requirements for tracks and vehicles, as little
wear occurs. This also means
there is no friction, so the
only force acting against it is
air resistance. Diamagnetic levitation of a live frog. Scientists have levitated frogs,[7] grasshoppers, and mice by means of powerful
electromagnets utilizing
superconductors, producing
diamagnetic repulsion of body
water. The mice acted
confused at first, but adapted to the levitation
after approximately four
hours, suffering no immediate ill effects.[8][9

19/04/2015

For d science branees and those interested in sharing science fact....With d advancement in technology Science fiction has become science fact

try this and learn y levitation z possible as a science fact: a cubic marget will levitate over a super conducting material known as the meissner effect

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