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12/07/2016

Laff Mata
WATCHING FOOTBALL with some wives can be very frustrating and stressful!
Wife: Dipo, who's that guy? Is that Chris Brown?
Husband: Chris Brown bawo? No na, that's Theo Walcott!!
Wife: Hey! What's that yellow card for?
Husband: It's a warning to a player; and red means the player must stop playing and leave the pitch.
Wife: Ohhh! It's something similar to a traffic light: Yellow - warning, Red - stop.
Husband: Yeah, yeah sure.. You are right!!
Wife: What about the green card?
Husband: Ohhh! there's nothing like that in football.
Wife: Which teams are these?
Husband: Which kind wahala be this na?!! God! It's Arsenal and Chelsea. What again?!
Wife: Ok ok ok! What colour is Arsenal putting on?
Husband: You no get eyes? No be red jersey be that?
Wife: Ok.. which team is putting on blue?
Husband: (upset)... Omg! Haba! Wetin na? Don't you know it's Chelsea?
Wife: Hen hen? Wow! I want Arsenal to win the world cup.
Husband: Wetin concern Arsenal with world cup? Where you from sef?
Wife: Take am easy na! Pls who's that old man?
Husband: Hmmm... that's Arsenal's coach, Arsene Wenger.
Wife: Oooh Ok..... I understand now. Sooo that means the other coach is Chelsea Wenger?
Husband: Chai!
Wife: What's the score now,
Husband: Just 1 - 1
Wife: Who's having 1, who's having the other 1 😂
Husband: You are silly. Wo, arabirin free me jare!!
(Changes Channel to Africa Magic & leaves the house for a viewing center nearby!)....
Wife: (Smiling to herself) If I don't do that, I won't be able to watch my favorite Telemundo.

09/06/2016

If TECNO could ping ahead of NOKIA... who told u that all ur
mates who started work b4 u would make it b4 u. If CIVIL
DEFENSE could carry gun b4 ROAD SAFETY... who told u its
by hw far? it's hw well. If GARRI could sell more than
INDOMIE after all d adverts...who told u that u must dress
indecently to attract men? If TOMATOES can be more
expensive today than APPLE.... who says u are less
important than ur friends who schooled
abroad bcos u schooled in Nigeria? If JUDAS could sell his
boss JESUS....who told u that ur best friend would not do
worse than that? If they could tie a cow with just a rope
despite its size, but must use a strong chain to hold a dog...
who is that person that says u are worse than nothing?
Don't worry too much about ur current situation, just
believe
in urself.
Somehow, someday God will rescue us & liberate us from
all
our challenges.......

14/02/2016

Happy Valentine's day to our distinguished customers, We appreciate your patronage at all time.!

07/02/2016

Abeg Make. u na follow me Laugh!!! . Three pastors met & agreed to sincerely tell each other their problems which must be kept a secret between the three of them. The first pastor said; my problem is money l do steal even from the church offering. Please pray for me. The second pastor; mine is women. Whenever l see any woman my desire will be to go to bed with her, infact l have slept with most of the church (female) members. Turning to the third pastor to hear his problem he started crying (it took his friends some effort to calm him). When they asked him to continue, he was still crying, he said my problem is gossiping, when we leave this place everybody will hear all what the two of you have just told me. Please pray for me! The two pastors fainted. Don't spoil the fun, pass it on to make people laugh...and have a nice weekend. Good night everyone.

25/12/2015

Merry Christmas and prosperous New year to our distinguished customers. Thank you for your patronage through out the year and we are hoping for a better year ahead.