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01/10/2020

07/07/2020

"Success will never lower its standards to accommodate you. You have to raise your standards to achieve it. God provides food for every bird but not in its nest. Rise up to the challenges ahead of you and conquer your fears"

“Success will never lower its standards to accommodate you. You have to raise your standards to achieve it. God provides food for every bird but not in its nest. Rise up to the challenges ahe…

30/06/2020

A TAXI DRIVER being interrogated after an accident:POLICEMAN: So Mister, how did you kill the 69 people?DRIVER: I was driving at 80 kph when I saw two men crossing the road and on the other side a wedding ceremony was taking place..I pressed the brakes but they failed and so I had to make a choice between hitting the two men or ram into the wedding party.. [ 41 more words ]

A TAXI DRIVER being interrogated after an accident:POLICEMAN: So Mister, how did you kill the 69 people?DRIVER: I was driving at 80 kph when I saw two men crossing the road and on the other side a …

29/06/2020

When someone tells you what you’re doing is impossible, use it as motivation, not as a reason to quit.

When someone tells you what you’re doing is impossible, use it as motivation, not as a reason to quit.

29/06/2020

Daughter to Father:"Dad there is something Brian told me that I didn't understand… He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags, magnetic dashboard and a fantastic bumper"Father's Response:"Tell him that if he opens your bonnet and tries to test your injector pump, I will tighten his center bolt, loosen his plug until his headlights pop out and he will experience leakage from his exhaust pipe"The daughter's confusion tripled..

Daughter to Father:”Dad there is something Brian told me that I didn’t understand… He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags, magnetic dashboard and a fantastic bumper& #82…

27/06/2020

cities in Nigeria, Warri in delta state and Ore in Ondostate,decided to hold a drinking competition.A week to the competition, Warri city sent a delegate to Ore city,to confirm if the competition will still hold.When the guy that was sent got to Ore city, the people of Orebrought 20 litres of their strongest Ogogoro (Local Gin) for his… [ 58 more words ]

cities in Nigeria, Warri in delta state and Ore in Ondostate,decided to hold a drinking competition.A week to the competition, Warri city sent a delegate to Ore city,to confirm if the competit…

24/06/2020

little sister complained about her boyfriend to me yesterday. I advised her to leave himEarly this morning she posted on her WhatsApp status "No monkey can separate us"

little sister complained about her boyfriend to me yesterday. I advised her to leave himEarly this morning she posted on her WhatsApp status “No monkey can separate us”

23/06/2020

tree will never bend for you to climb.. Climbing must start from the ground.. Success will never lower it's standards to accommodate you. You have to raise your standards to achieve success.God provides food to every BIRD but doesn't deliver it in it's nest..REMEMBER Manna was to be picked, it never fell in the baskets of Israelites..Toady, Rise up to the CHALLENGES AHEAD of you and face your FEAR.. .

tree will never bend for you to climb.. Climbing must start from the ground.. Success will never lower it’s standards to accommodate you. You have to raise your standards to achieve succes…

21/06/2020

When I was in school I used to ask alot of questions.. One day, I asked Mrs. Lugala our teacher of English.."Why do we ignore some letters in pronunciation.. e.g letter 'H' in the words Honour, Hour, Honest etc?"She replied, "We are not ignoring them, they are considered SILENT"I became confused but pretended to have understood..During lunch break, Mrs. [ 37 more words ]

When I was in school I used to ask alot of questions.. One day, I asked Mrs. Lugala our teacher of English..”Why do we ignore some letters in pronunciation.. e.g letter ‘H’ in the…

21/06/2020

LIFE_IS_DEEP: A mad man handed his cheque to a bank teller and said, “I would like to withdraw N5000..” The Male teller told the mad man “For withdrawals less than N10,000, please use the ATM”. The mad man then asked, “Why?” The teller irritably told the mad man, “These are rules. Please leave if there is no other matter. There is a queue behind you.” the teller then returned the cheque to the mad man. [ 224 more words ]

LIFE_IS_DEEP: A mad man handed his cheque to a bank teller and said, “I would like to withdraw N5000..” The Male teller told the mad man “For withdrawals less than N10,000, please use the ATM”. The…

15/06/2020

A young mosquito 🕷🕷 went out flying for it's first time in life. The father asked " how is the experience?" The mosquito replied, " Fantastic, every body was clapping👏👏for me as if am a king" the father replied, " they weren't clapping for you, they wanted to kill you" the more they clapped, 👏👏 the more likely you're to die.👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 [ 38 more words ]

A young mosquito 🕷🕷 went out flying for it’s first time in life. The father asked ” how is the experience?” The mosquito replied, ” Fantastic, every body was clapping👏👏for m…

10/06/2020

"Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it's something you desire and design for the present"- Jim Rohn

“Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it’s something you desire and design for the present”- Jim Rohn