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27/02/2025

My life recently
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16/09/2024

My family 💖

15/09/2024

1 in a million 💖

14/08/2024

My one and only mum ❣️

20/05/2024

Phantom. Loan

17/01/2023

*A lady slept with her Ex few weeks before she got married.*

*She later confessed to her husband and he forgave her.*
*9-10 months later, she gave birth.*

*Her ex claimed that the baby looked like him and demanded for a DNA test.*
*The husband thought he was crázy & agreed to run the DNA test also to shame the ex but only if the ex would agree to bear all expenses.*

*Petty young man paid for everything including traveling and lodging expenses for sample collection.*
*The result came out.*

*Probability of Paternity of Index A:0%.*
*Probability of Paternity of Index B:0%.*

*For those of you who don’t understand English, it means that the child does not belong to any of them.*🤣🤣🤣🤣

*😂 Church don dismiss🤷🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣*

12/01/2023

Laugh with
VIBE 😂😂🤗

1. Nothing confuses me more than Ghana pidgin English, when I posted the previous joke, one Ghana 🇬🇭 girl commented "Dâ Mî you be brain" bikonu I no understand oo, wetin she mean sef 🤷‍♂️😄😄

2. Some parents want their daughters to get married but don't allow them to go out. What do they expect them to do? Sit at home and download the husband??🤷‍♀️📱

3. Please someone should help me and beg Facebook to stop Showing Me "PEOPLE I MAY KNOW", All These ONES I know, What Have They Done For ME ?? Wicked people!! 😒

4. So I told this woman to give me beans #200, only to get home and realized she gave me beans #50 and stone #150🤦‍♂️

5. Meanwhile, There will be a special hell for those mama, that will tell u that Kpomo is soft only for u to you to get home and realize you just bought a leather belt 😏

6. Nigerian wee not kill me
Interviewer: So how far did you go with your education?
Rârê Astatine: Sir i didn't go very far sir because our school was just behind our house.
Interviewer: Ok u can use d door 😄😄

7. My neighbour is cooking jollof rice, She's even frying plantain. Let me go and play with her children. I Don't know why I love children so much..

8. Then bill gate said to me, please sign this autograph for me, I woke up immediately put on my Italian suit and went back to sleep
How can I dream this dream with ordinary singlet and boxers 😒🤷‍♂️

9. I just saw someone's WhatsApp status "Having chest pains all over my body "
English go die one day 🤦‍♂️

10. Boyfriend are like Nigerian president the next one might be worst, so my sister remain where u are 🤷‍♂️

11. Government should remove pockets from the police uniform… Great idea right?? 🤔 Just thinking

12. Black people think violence fixes everything. You will find a person slapping a remote control simply becoz it is not working.

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27/12/2022

I apologize to my leg because,
Today I trekked to the extent dat my shadow sat down and said, îçîçle Abeg,dey go,no wait for me, I go meet you for house , I don tire🥴

24/12/2022

HOW I SPENT 2022 EASTER☀
I ran into a church carrying a brand new knife🔪🔪🔪🔪
and asked,
"Who is a christian here?" The whole Church
went as silent as a
grave yard. I asked again, "How can a full
Church have no christian?". No one replied. Then
I grabbed
the nearby young man and went out with him
and told
him, "Come and help me kill my chicken for
Easter
because I don't know how to do it". After the
young man had killed the Chicken,🐓🐓🐓� he told me
that he didn't
know how to skin it 😳😳and that I should go back
to the Church and get someone else to help me .
I
returned to the church with the knife again
dripping with blood . When the Pastor saw me in
the church with blood dripping from my knife,🗡🗡🗡🗡 he
immediately
shouted, "My Brothers in islam, Sollu Ala nabbiy
kareem😳😳😳😂😂
😂😂😂🙈🙈🙈🙈
The whole church responded Sala llahu alayhi
wasalam.!!!😂😂😂😂

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24/12/2022

FEAR GIRLS 😂🙆‍♂️

A teacher asks her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Emmanuel says "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day".
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson.
"And you, Lydia? " the teacher asks.
Lydia says "I wanna be Emmanuel's bitch."🙆‍♂️😂

Girls no like stress 😂

Why are u always ignoring me 🙏😞

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