14/10/2015
Football vs S*x.
1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE.
2. Dating a girl today and having s*x on the same day = FREE-KICK.
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD
6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN
7. Having s*x without a condom = OWN GOAL
8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF THE MATCH.
9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK.
10. Having many chicks and banging all = MVP
11. Having s*x with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH
12. 8 years of s*x without getting a child = ARSENAL
13. After 2 rounds, u request for more =EXTRA TIME.
14. Taking it gently when having s*x = FAIR PLAY
15. Biting her n!pples = SUAREZ
16.Two legs on shoulder = THROWIN
17. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking instructions on the sideline.
18. A lady using pills after s*x and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR
19.Girl being pregnant = GoOoOoOallllll and man running away= disqualification
20.Ur guy collect ur girl= True pass
21.Having s*x with a girl..and your mum open d door= Injury
22.You and your girl break up= Game over
23. Girl tell u to stop= YELLOW CARD
24. Turning ur girlfriend to your wife= full time play
Pls single guys play full time and enjoy ur marriage.
Pass it on don't laugh alone
Its amazing when strangers become friends, but it's sad when friends
become strangers. never want to lose you as a friend! Send this to all
your friends. Including me, if you consider me one.
I met you as a stranger.
Now I have you as a friend.
I hope we meet in our next walk of life where friendship never ends.
Send this to all your friends..
♥I
♥may
♥not
♥be
♥the
♥most
♥important
♥person
♥in
♥your
♥Life
♥I
♥just
♥hope
♥that
♥when
♥you
♥hear
♥my
♥name
♥you
♥smile
♥&
♥say
♥ THAT'S MY FRIEND!! Looovvvveee youuu!:) Whoever stops this wil b unhappy for 9
Months
Tell 9 people u love them, i hope i am one
