18/05/2020
*SIDE CHICK VS WIFE (A MUST READ!!!) HOW TO WIN YOUR HUSBAND’S HEART:*
*A brief telephone conversation with a housewife and her hubby's side chick.*
Madam: Hello Angela, please, leave my husband alone.
Angela : Hello Madam, sorry I will, but kindly permit me to collect the money he promised me so as to enable me open a saloon.
Madam: Money? How much is the money my husband promised you?
Angela: (afraid.) Erm... erm... it is 250k ma.
Madam: Just 250k? Alright, send me your account details.
_Alert wole gbam!_
Angela: (surprised.) Wow... madam, you sent 450k instead of 250k.
Madam: Yes 250k for the saloon, and 200k for defining your purpose of sleeping with my husband. Don't worry, I was once in your shoes. Please, just leave my husband alone.
Angela: Thanks and God bless you Ma. But Madam, I have confidential issues to discuss with you Ma.
Madam: Yes, go on...
Angela: (coughs.) Madam, your husband told me that each time you return from work, you just take your bath and go to bed without preparing his meal. You don't as well have romantic discussion with him except you want something important to collect from him.
Madam: (surprised.) He told you that?
Angela: Yes madam. Well ma, let me tell you how I handle him on bed, so that he won't think of going out to look for young girls like us as I have already quit my relationship with your husband.
Madam: (anxious.) Ok, go on.
Angela: Madam, once it is 6pm and you are not yet home due to the nature of your work, try to call him and ask him what he will eat even if you won't be home on time to prepare it. Are you with me Ma?
Madam: Yes, I am with you.
Angela : On your way home, visit a good restaurant and get delicious food, then see how best you can get home before him. Dish the food, and since he is not the kitchen type, he won't know if you bought it. Even if he eventually knows, he will appreciate the fact that you care about him.
Madam: Hmnn... Go on.
Angela: Then, make sure you wear catapult or g-s
