The Shady Sheep Baa & Yarn Shop was established at 1803pm at historic premises formerly occupied by an unruly le***an detention center. After painstaking renovations, including the installation of a 3m projection screen and the now famous Donalds wool press bar leaners, "The Sheep" quickly established itself as Stratford's hottest night spot. Offering the finest baa facilities in the Central Taranaki region, and such widely known activities as the prestigious "Haw of the week" award, kiwi and/or ping pong tournaments, pool, dodgey Thai dice, darts and many good yarns, the baa has something for everyone from the steamed cretin, to the workday businessman. Recent additions include sanitary and accurate drink dispensing units, several television channels, and bar stools for the hefty lass. You will also find an in-house outhouse bathroom facility, and the polite yet trusting Leonard will keep your beverages chilled throughout the evening. From the start, the management of the baa took a hard line approach towards vandalism and blatent misconduct, banning any oxygen thieves from future attendance and thus maintaining the high overall tone of the premises. Whether your are a visiting tourist/terrorist, or long-standing local yokel, swing on down to the Shady Sheep Baa & Yarn Shop, Stratford's baa by faa.
