09/03/2026
The world’s WD40 sense and sensibility want all friction removed. I, on the other hand, tend to panic when friction abandons me.
Like the time I was on the skating ring in Kazan. And the time I was washing the dishes, detergent on my hands and on the plate. Also, the time I was on the ramp going into the basement carpark on a very wet day.
Slippery slopes have no friction. When there is no friction, things move fast but without control. Before I know it, my butt was on the floor. Ice, too, very slippery.
AI-generated text is fast. Is it out of control?
What controls AI-generated text?
The large language model? The prompt? The people or the machine?
The other day, I reintroduced friction into my writing. Literally. Pencil on paper. One scratch at a time. I was getting defeated by AI.
I fed AI-generated text into an AI detector and the machine was 99% confident it was chewing another machine’s spew. I edited half the recipe and the AI detector was now 47% confident the text was generated by a fellow algorithm. Pleased, I edited the remaining half and got the whole text assessed again. The confidence level jumped back up to 97%?! I rewrote sentences but could not get the machine to recognise my humanity. It was only willing to compromise that the latest salad was 10% AI, 66% mixed, 24% human.
That’s when the pencil was called into action. After typing out what I wrote, I reinstated two of the original paragraphs which I liked a lot. Those two along with one of my new paragraphs got flagged as AI. 2% AI, 11% mixed, 87% human.
I won’t lie. My heart skipped a beat when I clicked “Scan”. I think I would quit writing altogether if my pencil was AI and not human. But now my faith in humanity is somewhat restored… 87% restored and I can move forward with my writing project.
You see, without friction, it is impossible to move forward. For now, I need to go sharpen my pencils.