GTEXYopenthis

19/12/2022

I no longer bet on football nowadays I bet on boxing, even if I lose I know the person who made me lose has gotten the beating of his/her life.🙄🙄

09/09/2022

This old lady handed her bank card to the teller and said “I would like to withdraw $10”. The teller told her “for withdrawals less than $100, please use the ATM. The old lady wanted to know why... The teller returned her bank card and irritably told her “these are the rules, please leave if there is no further matter. There is a line of customers behind you”. The old lady remained silent for a few seconds and handed her card back to the teller and said “please help me withdraw all the money I have.” The teller was astonished when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head, leaned down and respectfully told her “you have $300,000 in your account but the bank doesn’t have that much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come back again tomorrow? The old lady then asked how much she could withdraw immediately. The teller told her any amount up to $3000. “Well please let me have $3000 now.” The teller kindly handed $3000 very friendly and with a smile to her. The old lady put $10 in her purse and asked the teller to deposit $2990 back into her account. The moral of this story is.... Don’t be difficult with old people, they spent a lifetime learning the skill.

24/07/2022

A true story of a Young man who sponsored his girlfriend in university through his small business, on her graduation day he decided to surprise her by proposing to her in the presence of everyone but she rejected his proposal saying he is too local and that he should find someone of his class 🤦

The truth is that Good people and mostly Good Men focus a lot on upgrading and updating the people they love and always end up forgetting about themselves.

Dear Good People, as you do everything to please your love ones, make sure you start by pleasing yourself first because this generation has a different way of paying people back for being good, honest and loyal.

20/07/2022

This specific Bowl only came out on special occasions and could be under the bed for as long as 20 years without being used🤦. I still don't know if it was a utensil or a family member😃

02/07/2022

02/07/2022

Please Note that all prices are converted in Leones.

01/07/2022

u Dey ala….
U Know udat na me,
Bank convert u account now e nor reach Le10,000 sef😂😂
😂😂 - broke people with noise