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27/05/2026

LESSON FOR TODAY

Teacher addresses a student and asks: "How many kidneys do we have?"

"Four!", The student responds.

"Four? Haha," The teacher was one of those who took pleasure in picking on his students' mistakes and demoralizing them.

"Bring a bundle of grass, because we have an ass in the room," the teacher orders a front bencher.

"And for me a coffee!", the student added.

The teacher was furious and expelled the student from the room.

The student was, by the way, the humorist Aparicio Torelly Aporelly (1895-1971), better known as the "Baron de Itararé".

On his way out of the classroom, the student still had the audacity to correct the furious teacher:

"You asked me how many kidneys 'we have'. We have four: two of mine and two of yours. 'We have' is an expression used for the plural. Enjoy the grass."

Life demands much more understanding than knowledge. Sometimes people, because they have a little more knowledge or 'believe' that they have it, feel they have the right to underestimate others.

DON’T UNDERESTIMATE ANYONE, AND TRY TO UNDERSTAND SOMEONE BEFORE CONDEMNING THEM

GOD BLESS YOU 🙏❤️

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27/05/2026

Street football rules The old days :
1. No referee.
2. The game ends either when players are tired or when it's time for block rosary prayer.
3. The score is 23-22.
4. A penalty is given if a player swears on god.
5. The chubby person becomes the goalkeeper 😝.
6. If the ball owner gets angry, he take the ball, and the game is over 😁.
7. The fouls is counted if everyone agrees 🙃.
8. The wal is a good player and can be in your team side at any time 😁.
9. An extra player is allowed if the teams are not equal 😂
10. Goalkeepers can be changed during a penalty kick 😆.
11. If the ball goes over the crossbar, the game pauses for half an hour to discuss whether it's a goal or not 😄.
12. The ball owner plays for the stronger team 😝
13. Penalty kick point always count by footsteps.
14. 3 corner make 1 penalty.
15. Owner of the ball must not be dribble.✊😂

Greetings to everyone who lived these beautiful memories ❤️

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