Safe Home Watch And Concierge

Safe Home Watch And Concierge Visual home and property inspections. Finding issues you may know or not know about. a safe home equals peace of mind.

Repairs are costly but arent as costly when issues are found sooner than later and I also offer a comprehensive concierge service.

08/12/2026

No one thinks about a home watch provider until they come home from vacation and their home is flooded, due to a busted pipe.

Shhh.
08/12/2026

Shhh.

08/11/2026

I was in Walmart using the restroom and just as I closed my stall door, a voice from the next stall said, “Hi! How are you?” Embarrassed... I said, “I’m alright!!" The voice said, "So what are you up to?” I said, “Ummm... Just trying to handle a little private business over here!” Then I hear, “Can I come over?” Annoyed... I said “Excuse me?!?!." Then the voice said, “Listen, I will have to call you back, there’s an idiot in the next stall answering all my questions!”

08/11/2026

This old lady handed her bank card to the teller and said I would like to withdraw $10. The teller told her for withdrawals less than $100, please use the ATM.
The old lady wanted to know why.
The teller returned her bank card and irritably told her these are the rules, please leave if there is no further matter. There is a line of customers behind you.
The old lady remained silent for a few seconds and handed her card back to the teller and said, please help me withdraw all the money I have. The teller was astonished when she checked the account balance. She said, ok and leaned down and respectfully told her you have $1,300,000 in your account but the bank doesn't have that much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come back in two days?
The old lady then asked how much she could withdraw immediately. The teller told her any amount up to $10,000.
She said, well please let me have $10,000 now.
The teller kindly with a smile, handed $10,000 to her.
The old lady put $10 in her purse and asked the teller to deposit $9,990 back into her account.

The moral of this story is.

Don't be difficult with old people, they’ve spent a lifetime dealing with difficult people and you’ll be the one looking foolish.

😂😂 did I fool ya?
08/10/2026

😂😂 did I fool ya?

08/10/2026

Just counted my bicentennial quarters. I have 36. It’s possibly the biggest collection in the world

Know your spiders. There’s good ones and bad ones like snakes. The good ones, will keep the bad ones away. This is a goo...
08/07/2026

Know your spiders. There’s good ones and bad ones like snakes. The good ones, will keep the bad ones away. This is a good ole orb weaver. It’s a good one.
I took the photo myself

08/07/2026

OKAY, TIME TO CLEAR THE AIR…

JUST SO EVERYONE HEARS IT FROM ME, STRAIGHT FROM THE HORSES MOUTH...

Yes, they did issue a warrant…

So, I'm waiting for them to come by. No point in running and making things worse. People closest to me, know what’s up and know what ACTUALLY went down. I messed up and did some things I shouldn't have and now I have to face the consequences of my actions.

I know my family and friends won't give up on me, so if you would stick by me through this no matter what I did, it would be appreciated. I would message everyone individually, but I thought it would be easier just to post it here. I'm gonna miss every single one of you I knew on here that treated me like family.

I love you all so much. I promise to get better and do better, especially because this isn't real and I wanted to see how many people actually read stuff until the end before they fall for it.
I'm good on this end!

Love yall!

08/07/2026

The inventor of the heat index has died.
He was 92, but felt like 107.

08/05/2026

Had a client purchase a home sight unseen. I was able to clean it for them before they saw it for the first time.

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