Wayne's Mobile Massage, LLC

09/03/2026

The challenge with making a BIG basket is trying to get the BIG bag to shrink right. Luckily Amber was able to power through her migraine to do that part, since my attempt looked like 💩. Thank you baby.
Here is what we ended up putting in it.

Jack Daniel’s Single Barrel whiskey - 2

Pappy Van Winkle Cigar - 1

Cigar lighter / cutter - 1

Ball and Square ice mold - 1

Red Wine - 1

White wine - 1

Stemless wine glass - 1

Wine opener - 1

Bag of chocolate - 2

One Hour Massage - 4

08/25/2026

Working on a large silent auction basket, Whiskey & Wine. Here’s what we have so far. 2 bottles of Jack Daniel’s Single Barrel whiskey, a whiskey glass, ice mold and a cigar. The wine side has a bottle of red & white wine, stemless wine glass. Will have 4 One hour massages in it as well.

What else should we put in it?

08/21/2026

Stopped for lunch and decided to get the Budget Beef Wellington.

08/20/2026

CURRENT AVAILABILITY

These times are based on ONE HOUR sessions. If you want longer or multiple people, times may vary.

TEXT ME TO CONFIRM APPOINTMENT 682-233-1502

Last updated - 9/2 @ 8:25 AM

Wednesday - 9/2 - 12, 1, 5:30, 6

Thursday - 9/3 - 2, 6

Sunday - 9/4 - 2

Monday - 9/7 - 2

Tuesday - 9/8 - 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

Wednesday - 9/9 - 10, 11, 12, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

Thursday - 9/10 - 10, 11, 12

Friday - 9/11 - 12, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

Saturday - 9/12 - 12, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

Sunday - 9/13 - 2

Monday - 9/14 - (12 Burleson) 4, 5, 6

Tuesday - 9/15 - (10 Burleson) 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

Wednesday - 9/16 - 10

Thursday - 9/17 - 10, 11, 12, 4, 5, 6

Friday - 9/18 - 12, 1, 2

Sunday - 9/20 - 2

Monday - 9/21 - 12, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

Tuesday - 9/22 - (10 Burleson) 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

Wednesday - 9/23 - 12, 4, 5, 6

Monday - 9/28 - 1:30, 2, 6

Tuesday - 9/29 - (10 Burleson)

Wednesday - 9/30 - 10, 11, 12, 5, 6

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08/16/2026

Guess who just retired today??

Not me. Wonder if QT will refund me for this defective ticket.

So, text me to schedule your massage.

08/14/2026

Starting my Friday with some Whiskey & Coffee.
May everyone have a Blessed and Wonderful Day!!

08/10/2026

Things I see when I’m out and about.
This made me laugh.

08/09/2026

When you grow up poor, you learn to be resourceful, which is a good trait to have as an adult. In the spirit of Eddie Murphy’s famous bit “Welfare Burger” I present to you the “Welfare Pizza”.

07/29/2026

Apparently Whiskey needed help, so let’s welcome Bourbon & Scotch.

07/25/2026

CURRENT AVAILABILITY

You must text me to confirm that the time is still available and to confirm your appointment time.

These times are based on 1 hour sessions. If you want longer or have multiple people, the times may change.

Appointments can be made on the 1/2 hr as well.

Text me at 682-233-1502 to schedule.

Last updated 7/25 @ 8:00 AM

Sunday - 7/26 - Booked

Monday - 7/27 - Booked

Tuesday - 7/28 - (10 Burleson) 2, 3

Wednesday - 7/29 - Booked

Thursday - 7/30 - 10, 11

Friday - 7/31 - Booked

AUGUST

Saturday - 8/1 - Booked

Sunday - 8/2 - Booked

Monday - 8/3 - 12, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

Tuesday - 8/4 - (10 Burleson) 2

Wednesday - 8/5 - 12, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

Thursday - 8/6 - 10, 11, 12, 4, 5, 6

Friday - 8/7 - Booked

Saturday - 8/8 - Booked

Sunday - 8/9 - 2

Monday - 8/10 - 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

Tuesday - 8/11 - (10 Burleson) 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

Wednesday - 8/12 - 10, 11, 12, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

Thursday - 8/13 - 10, 11, 12, 4, 5, 6

Friday - 8/14 - 12, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

Saturday - 8/15 - 12, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

Sunday - 8/16 - 2

Monday - 8/17 - Booked

Tuesday - 8/18 - 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

Wednesday - 8/19 - 10, 11, 12, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

Thursday - 8/20 - 10, 11, 12, 4, 5, 6

Friday - 8/21 - Booked

Saturday - 8/22 - 12, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

Sunday - 8/23 - 2

Monday - 8/24 - 12, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

Tuesday - 8/25 - (10 Burleson) 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

Wednesday - 8/26 - 10, 11, 12, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

Thursday - 8/27 - 10, 11, 12, 4, 5, 6

Friday - 8/28 - 12, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

Saturday - 8/29 - 12, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

Sunday - 8/30 - 2

Monday - 8/31 - 12, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

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