Kirkland Reconstruction & Analysis of Safety Hazards - KRASH LLC

Kirkland Reconstruction & Analysis of Safety Hazards - KRASH LLC KRASH LLC was forged in the fires of Traffic Homicide Investigations. Our founder, Matthew Kirkland, is first & foremost a follower of Jesus Christ.

He's a devoted husband, a loving father, an award-winning investigator & a sought-after course instructor.

02/26/2026

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'Do not drive' alert for 225,000 Chrysler, Dodge, Jeep and Ram vehicles
02/12/2026

'Do not drive' alert for 225,000 Chrysler, Dodge, Jeep and Ram vehicles

At least 28 people have died and another 400 have been hurt because of air bag defects.

01/19/2026

Did you know there are likely multiple small explosive 💥 devices near every seat in your vehicle? 😳 "Say what?"

No, I don't believe the Mafia is out to get you!
(-.(-.(-.-).-).-) And I'm not referring to combustion engines ⛽️ or even airbags, 🤔 at least not yet. I'm talking about seat belt pretensioners. 🤨 "A who? Never heard of her!"

Don't be alarmed! These are friendly bombs. 💣 😬 Originally tested in experimental vehicles, Mercedes-Benz introduced pretensioners in 1971 & made them standard on all their vehicles in 1984. By 2008, all passenger vehicles sold in the United States were equipped with pretensioners. 🙄 "But why?"

A seat belt pretensioner is a safety device that instantly tightens a seat belt during a crash by using a small explosive charge or motor to pull the belt taut, remove slack, & hold the occupant firmly in place to maximize airbag effectiveness & prevent as much forward movement as possible. Working in concert with the airbags, pretensioners must activate just milliseconds into a collision (before the crash impulse makes it to the occupant). Once activated, pyrotechnic pretensioners must be replaced as they are a one-time use component, but they significantly reduce crash injuries & fatalities.

🫣 "But how do they work?"
●Crash Detection: Sensors detect a sudden deceleration from an impact.
●Activation: A central processor triggers a pyrotechnic device (gas generator) within the pretensioner.
●Tensioning: The gas pressure pushes a piston, which rapidly winds the seat belt spool, pulling the seat belt webbing tight against the occupant's body.
●Coordination: This happens just before or simultaneously with airbag deployment, ensuring the occupant is held firmly in place for maximum protection.

"That officer told me my airbag should've deployed!" 😑 Have you ever said or heard someone say this after a crash? Would you be surprised to know that some vehicles are designed NOT to hit you with an airbag if you're NOT buckled up? 😠 "But why not?" Airbags can deploy at speeds of around 200 miles per hour & must do so within 15 to 30 milliseconds of the beginning of a crash in order to be effective. The last thing you want is for Mr. Airbag to catch you kissing 💋 Miss Steering Wheel! He punches HARD! 🥊 If the vehicle's safety restraint system or airbag control module doesn't know where you are in relation to the airbag, it might suppress deployment to reduce the potential for additional injury.

Most pretensioners also bind the seat belt, disabling the retractor & "locking" the belt in its at-crash state. In other words, after a crash, you might unbuckle your seat belt & find that it won't go in or out of the wall. A well trained officer can use this to determine the relative size of the seat's occupant or if the belt was in use at all. Some makes & models ignite all pretensioners, also locking unused seat belts tight enough against the wall to play them like a banjo. 🪕

⚠️ Pretensioners are also why seat belts should only be disassembled, removed, or replaced by certified mechanics. 🤔 "Should I cut the red wire or the blue wire?"

Stay Safe!

-M.R. Kirkland

01/16/2026

🚨 SCAM ALERT – PLEASE SHARE 🚨

The Wakulla County Sheriff’s Office has already received six reports this morning regarding an active phone scam in which callers are impersonating a law enforcement officer, using the name “Sgt. Sauls” with an incorrect rank, and claiming to be associated with a sheriff’s office. This is NOT a legitimate law enforcement contact.

⚠️ THIS IS A SCAM.

The caller may claim there is a warrant, missed jury duty, or another legal issue, then attempt to pressure victims into sending money or sharing personal information.

🚫 Important reminder:
The Wakulla County Sheriff’s Office will NEVER call, text, or email to demand payment, threaten arrest, or request money in any form.

If you receive a call like this:
• Hang up immediately
• Do not provide personal or financial information
• Report it to the Wakulla County Sheriff’s Office

📢 Please share this post to help protect our community and prevent others from becoming victims.

01/14/2026

This week's hypothetical traffic question:

You're driving on the interstate with the kids strapped in their seats. It's a clear, comfortable day. Traffic is moderate and no one is near you in either lane. Your right front tire blows and because you read this, you know to accelerate slightly in order to overcome the vehicle's unusual forces. Then, with both hands on the wheel and the help of your full attention, you control the three remaining tires onto the emergency lane and come to a slow stop.
In 25 minutes, a semi tractor-trailer will be forced off the road by an inattentive driver. This 80,000 pound beast will travel through your current location at over 100 feet per second.
Will you be long gone by then?
Can you use your vehicle's jack?
Do you have a jack?
Is there sufficient air in your spare tire?
25 minutes...
Will you still be waiting on help to arrive?
Be safe! And may God bless and keep you as one of His own!

-Matt

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Crawfordville, FL

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