The MPG Guy: Merchandise, Provisions, Goods

The MPG Guy: Merchandise, Provisions, Goods Premium Vending Solutions
Providing fresh snacks, cold drinks, and essential items through reliable vending services.

Serving businesses throughout Walworth County and surrounding areas.

07/03/2025

🏆 **$50 CASH BOUNTY!** 🏆
We’re paying $50 for YOUR help finding the *perfect* new vending machine location in SE Wisconsin!

**To qualify:**
1️⃣ Tag a business (or share their name)
2️⃣ Must have 50+ employees/day
3️⃣ No existing snack/drink service

We’ll verify traffic + handle the rest! 💰
*(Example: “Try XYZ Auto in Lake Geneva—they’ve got 30 mechanics!”)*

Tired of seeing your machine look like this? Keep stocked with the faves for your business. Contact TheMPG Guy today fo...
07/02/2025

Tired of seeing your machine look like this? Keep stocked with the faves for your business. Contact TheMPG Guy today for a modern amenity, that is serviced locally.

Never run low again.

🤔 **QUICK QUIZ FOR $50 BOUNTY HUNTERS!** React to this post with: 🥨 = You know a factory needing snacks 🏢 = Office bu...
06/27/2025

🤔 **QUICK QUIZ FOR $50 BOUNTY HUNTERS!**
React to this post with:
🥨 = You know a factory needing snacks
🏢 = Office building with sad breakroom
💡 = Other (comment details!)

We’ll scan reactions weekly & reach out to qualifying spots!

*P.S. friends—tag IL bizs too!*

06/27/2025

📍 **$50 BOUNTY PROGRESS REPORT** 📍
Thanks to YOUR tips, we’re actively vetting **3 high-traffic locations** across SE Wisconsin!

🔒 **Names confidential** (for now), but here’s the breakdown:
- 1️⃣ **Lake Geneva-area** hospitality spot
- 2️⃣ **Janesville/Rock Co.** industrial hub
- 3️⃣ **Walworth Co.** employee-heavy biz

**Keep tagging businesses!** $50 paid *after* install—no games.

*Hint: Breakrooms with >50 employees/day = perfect fit!*

06/27/2025

📊 **SE WISCONSIN VENDING TRUTH BOMB!**
Lake Geneva area offices: Your employees are **3x more likely** to buy snacks when:

✅ Prices end in **.75** (not .99!)
✅ At least **1 spicy option** is available
✅ Machines take **Apple Pay**

Want a **free traffic audit** for your breakroom? Comment “AUDIT” and we’ll DM a checklist!

🔍 **WISCONSIN’S WEIRDEST VENDING ITEM?** 🔍 This SE Wisconsin business requested something *unexpected* in their machine...
06/26/2025

🔍 **WISCONSIN’S WEIRDEST VENDING ITEM?** 🔍
This SE Wisconsin business requested something *unexpected* in their machine…

❓ Guess what it is for a chance to win a **free office snack pack**!
(Clue: It’s a *local* favorite with a cult following…)

Comment your guess below! 👇
*No wrong answers—we’ll DM winners next Friday!*

🧁 SNACK TRIVIA TIME! 🥨Hey Walworth County! Quick question for office managers and business owners:What's the #1 most re...
06/26/2025

🧁 SNACK TRIVIA TIME! 🥨

Hey Walworth County! Quick question for office managers and business owners:

What's the #1 most requested SNACK in workplace vending machines?

A) Sweet Candy Bars
B) Savory Chips
C) Healthy Granola
D) Classic Cookies

Vote below! 👇 We'll reveal the surprising answer in 24 hours!

(P.S. Want popular snacks like THESE in YOUR breakroom? We stock what employees actually crave 😉 Serving Elkhorn, Delavan, Lake Geneva & Whitewater!)

06/25/2025

🔋 ENERGY DRINK TRIVIA! 🔋
Quick question for vending machine fans:
What’s the MOST popular energy drink flavor in workplaces?

A) Original
B) Sugar-Free
C) Tropical
D) Sour Apple

Drop your guess below! 👇 We’ll reveal the answer in 24 hours!

(Psst... If YOUR breakroom could use a vending upgrade with crowd-pleasing drinks/snacks, we’ve got you covered! 😉 Local service for Walworth County businesses.)

JUST LAUNCHED! 🎉 The MPG Guy brings hassle-free vending to Walworth County. Text ‘VEND’ to (262) 237-8666 → FREE insta...
06/25/2025

JUST LAUNCHED! 🎉
The MPG Guy brings hassle-free vending to Walworth County.
Text ‘VEND’ to (262) 237-8666 → FREE install in 72 hours!
https://thempgguy.com/

🚀 COMING SOON: FREE vending machines for Walworth County businesses! ➡️ Zero cost to you ➡️ Stocked with energy drinks...
06/24/2025

🚀 COMING SOON: FREE vending machines for Walworth County businesses!
➡️ Zero cost to you
➡️ Stocked with energy drinks, protein bars & healthy snacks
➡️ We handle ALL maintenance

🗣️ QUESTION: What’s the ONE snack your team/tenants always run out of?
👇 Comment below → we’ll prioritize your requests!

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53121

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