09/08/2026
⚠️ POV: You’re halfway through your shower, shampoo completely covering your head, when you notice the water around your ankles is getting suspiciously deep.🧐
At first, you ignore it. Then it reaches your calves. At this point, you’re not showering anymore… ✨you’re marinating.✨😂 You look down at the drain. “Come on. Don’t do this right now.” The drain says nothing because apparently it’s a professional and has been waiting for this moment. You pull the cover off and pull out enough hair to make a small wig. 💅🏼
You grab the plunger and start going to war. 🪠💦 WHOMP. WHOMP. WHOMP🪠💦 Nothing. You plunge harder. 🪠💦 WHOMP. WHOMP. WHOMP🪠💦 Still nothing. Then suddenly… 🌊GLUUUUG🌊 You freeze. The drain goes quiet. Then… 🌊GLUG🌊 You stare at it 👁️👄👁️ It feels like the drain is talking trash.🗣 You plunge again. 😳BLORP🫥 “OH, SO WE’RE DOING THIS?”🫠 You plunge harder and the drain fires a little geyser directly onto your leg. 💦SPLASH💦 You scream, your foot slips, and you grab the shower curtain like it’s your last chance at survival. 🙃RRRRIP.🛁 The curtain rod comes off the wall.
Now you’re sitting on the shower floor, shampoo in your eyes, wrapped in half a shower curtain, holding the other half of the rod… and the drain is 🪠STILL CLOGGED🪠 At this point, you don’t want a plumber. You want a priest.🙏🏻⛪✝😂 Your husband walks in, looks at the bathroom, then looks at you and asks, “Did you try plunging it?” You slowly raise the plunger like the 6 o’clock news is about to have a field day, stare him dead in the soul and say, “Does a bear p**p in the woods?”
He says, “Maybe try it again?” 👁👄👁✨DIVORCE✨ 😂
So you call ✨Evan’s Plumbing.✨ We clear the drain, pull out a hairball that looks like it has its own ZIP code, and get your shower draining like it should. 🚿🪠
If your drain starts acting like it pays the mortgage or causing marital problems, call Evan’s Plumbing before you’re sitting in a foot of water negotiating with it. 😂
📞 Evan's Plumbing 812-215-7568 🔧🪠🚽