11/06/2024
If you believe in the many worlds theory, a world exists where the American conservative party kicked the showman to the curb when he boasted that “when you’re a star, you can grab women by the p***y and walk through beauty pageant changing rooms.”
There’s a world where the line didn’t move, and he crossed it, and conservatives yelled “THAT CROSSED THE LINE!” and left him behind.
There’s also a world where the coup was successful, and conservative Americans hung their own conservative vice president on the White House lawn while stopping the certification of the election.
There’s also a world overrun with puppies. They’ve never had time to establish borders and fight wars because of all the puppies. They’ve never held an election, or heard the term “fake news,” because – PUPPIES. Endless oodles of puppies. I’ll sleep in that world tonight, and revisit this one tomorrow.
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