05/10/2026
The Archive has been quiet lately, but the Stupid Ex-Husband has never done very well with silence. So naturally, he armed our child with a cursed artifact to bestow upon me this morning.
Tell me why Tactical Landscaping LLC felt my Mother’s Day card needed:
waterproofing
glitter
and an apparently immortal sound chip
It is currently in freezer jail while the dogs try to figure out why there’s a man trapped in the freezer and what crimes he committed to end up there.
I think Lyra is mostly hoping he tosses out frozen beef.🥩
Happy Mother’s Day from the Cove 💙