06/11/2026
🚨 Important O.N.E. Update 🚨
Due to President Arlen and Vice President DJ being called away on a top-secret international mission involving missing treasure, undercover llamas, and a suspiciously large rubber chicken, our next O.N.E. meeting has been cancelled.
Authorities assure us they are highly qualified for this assignment and should return with stories they are not allowed to tell us.
We'll see everyone at our regularly scheduled meeting on 6/23/26, ready to make connections, share referrals, and pretend this never happened.
Until then, stay safe... and trust no one. 🕶️🕵️‍♂️🤣