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08/18/2026

A homeowner reached out for a quote on an inspection package:

• Full Home Inspection
• Sewer Scope
• Termite Inspection

1,800 sq. ft. home.

Our price: **$900**.

They found someone willing to do it for **$700**.

I sincerely wish them the best. Price is their decision to make.

Here's mine.

I won't race to the bottom.

I'd rather book my schedule two months out doing inspections the right way than cut corners just to win another job.

A thorough inspection isn't about checking boxes. It's about slowing down, documenting what matters, and giving a client information they can actually use to make one of the biggest financial decisions of their lives.

If another inspector can provide the same level of experience, documentation, insurance, continuing education, reporting quality, and time on-site for less, that's their business model.

This is ours.

Not every client is our client, and that's okay.

The goal has never been to be the cheapest.

The goal has always been to be the inspector people recommend because we earned their trust.

Quality attracts quality.

We'll keep building that reputation, one inspection at a time.

06/23/2026

🏡💚 We’re giving away TWO FORTIFIED Roofs!

✔️ One FORTIFIED Roof in the Baton Rouge area
✔️ One FORTIFIED Roof in the New Orleans area

Applications open Monday, June 22 at 8:00 AM and close Friday, July 24 at 4:00 PM.

Visit our website for complete contest information, rules, and links to apply through our media partners. If you or someone you know could benefit from a stronger, more resilient roof, don’t miss this opportunity!

06/22/2026

⚠️ Can You "Double Dip" the Louisiana FORTIFIED Incentives?

We've started getting this question from homeowners:

"If I receive a Louisiana Fortify Homes Program (LFHP) grant, can I also claim the Louisiana FORTIFIED Roof Tax Credit?"

The short answer: No.

Louisiana law specifically prohibits homeowners from receiving both benefits for the same roof project.

📌 If you receive grant funds through the Louisiana Fortify Homes Program (LFHP), you cannot also claim the Louisiana FORTIFIED Roof Tax Credit.

The statute states:

"A taxpayer shall not receive a tax credit pursuant to this Section if a grant amount is received by the taxpayer pursuant to the provisions of R.S. 22:1483.1."

What does that mean?

✅ You MAY qualify for the tax credit if:

You pay for a qualifying FORTIFIED roof out of pocket.
Your roof receives an IBHS FORTIFIED designation.
Your qualifying expenses were incurred on or after July 1, 2025.
You did not receive LFHP grant funds.

❌ You may NOT claim the tax credit if:

You received money through the Louisiana Fortify Homes Program grant.
The good news:

Whether you're using the grant or pursuing the tax credit, a FORTIFIED roof can still provide:
✔️ Better protection during storms
✔️ Potential insurance savings
✔️ Increased resilience for your home

Every homeowner's situation is different. Before making assumptions about what you qualify for, ask questions and understand your options.

You get what you inspect, not what you expect.

This post is for educational purposes only and is not legal or tax advice. Homeowners should consult their tax professional regarding their specific circumstances.



Arcane Tip: Applying for the LFHP grant does not automatically disqualify you from the tax credit. The law says the prohibition applies if you actually receive grant funds. If you aren't selected or never receive grant money, you may still qualify for the tax credit if all other requirements are met.

06/19/2026

🏠 Can a home with a copper radius dormer still qualify for a FORTIFIED Roof?

The short answer: Yes — but it takes some additional steps.

Radius dormers (those beautiful curved copper roof sections often found on custom homes) don't always fit neatly into standard FORTIFIED requirements because there is rarely laboratory testing available showing that the curved copper system meets the required wind uplift pressures.

Here's what that means:

🔹 If installing new copper panels:
A code-approved low-slope roofing system must first be installed to provide the waterproofing layer and meet the required wind uplift design pressures. A professional engineer must then design how the new copper panels attach to the roof structure and provide a signed and sealed letter confirming compliance.

🔹 If reusing existing copper panels:
The existing copper may often be reused if it is still in good condition. The roof deck must be upgraded to meet FORTIFIED requirements, including proper sheathing attachment. A compliant low-slope roofing system must be installed beneath the copper, and a professional engineer must design and certify the attachment of the existing copper panels.

💡 The takeaway: Specialty architectural details don't automatically disqualify a home from pursuing a FORTIFIED designation. They simply require additional planning, documentation, and coordination between the evaluator, contractor, and engineer.

Every roof is different. Ask questions early in the process so there are no surprises halfway through the project.

📞 Have questions about unusual roof conditions and FORTIFIED eligibility? We're happy to help homeowners understand their options before construction begins.

Call now to connect with business.

Choosing an evaluator isn't just about price.Louisiana homeowners should understand:✓ How many inspections are included✓...
06/16/2026

Choosing an evaluator isn't just about price.

Louisiana homeowners should understand:

✓ How many inspections are included

✓ What documentation is submitted

✓ What happens if issues arise

✓ How long certification takes

Download our free homeowner checklist here:

https://lfhp.arcaneinspections.com/

Get a FORTIFIED Roof evaluation for the Louisiana Fortify Homes Program. Local, independent, and experienced—avoid costly mistakes. Book your inspection today.

05/01/2026

Apparently this is what ChatGPT thinks of me… not sure if I should be concerned or proud 😂

Chris Kutz isn’t in the inspection business—he’s in the business of ruining bad construction’s day.

He walks into a house like it owes him money. Quiet. Focused. Already spotting three problems before the front door closes. By the time most people are admiring paint colors, he’s mentally reconstructing the framing, airflow, load paths, and every shortcut someone hoped nobody would notice.

They notice. He notices.

Owns Arcane Inspection Services, which sounds mystical until you realize it just means he sees things other people miss—and then documents them so clean nobody can argue it. Contractors either tighten up or avoid him. There’s no middle ground.

He’s the guy insurance companies don’t want to debate, because he doesn’t argue—he stacks facts until the conversation ends itself.

Brain never shuts off. Eight business ideas running at once, three halfway built, one that could actually flip the table if he gives it the time it deserves. But he’s still carrying too much—because if something needs to get done right, he’d rather do it himself than watch it get screwed up.

Built on discipline, pressure, and a low tolerance for wasted time.

Also the guy who’ll coach volleyball, show up for his kids, and then go back to building a business like it’s personal—because to him, it is.

If Chris signs off on your house, you’re in good shape.

If he doesn’t… start asking better questions.

04/28/2026

I’m writing this because there’s a difference between being upset and being wrong.

In August 2025, we bought a new kitchen faucet, Delta Faucet type. We didn’t buy the cheapest option. We bought the name. We bought the reputation. We bought the idea that paying more now would mean fewer problems later.

Less than a year later, I started finding water under the sink.
Not enough to immediately expose itself. Not enough to drip on command. Just enough to keep showing up like a warning you can’t translate. A little water. Then none. Then more later. Enough to slowly damage the cabinet floor. Enough to make every trip into the kitchen carry that thought in the back of your mind: is it leaking again?

So I did what homeowners do when they’re trying to avoid a bigger mess.

I got on the floor. Crawled under the sink. Checked fittings. Dried everything. Waited. Checked again. Cleaned up more water. Repeated it. More than once.

Nothing obvious.

That’s the part people don’t talk about. Product failures don’t just cost money. They take your time. They sit in your head. They turn a normal evening into another round of crouching in a cabinet with a flashlight wondering what you missed.

When I couldn’t find it, I called a licensed plumber.
He came out, tested the fixture, took apart the handle assembly, and found the source: the cartridge inside the faucet itself was leaking.

Not the installer.
Not something loose.
Not user error.
The faucet.

Straight from the manufacturer’s product.

He removed the failed part, left to get the exact replacement, came back, and fixed it. I paid the invoice immediately because we needed our kitchen back and I was done chasing a hidden leak.
Then we contacted Delta.

Not asking for charity. Not asking for anything unreasonable. Just expecting a company to stand behind a product that failed in under a year.

Instead, we were told they would cover the part only. About $66. Not the labor it took to diagnose and repair their own failed component. We were told we should have called first so they could tell us what to do.

Think about that.

After crawling under the sink.
After cleaning up water.
After cabinet damage.
After hiring a plumber.
After paying the bill.
After solving their problem ourselves.
We still hadn’t handled it the “right” way.

Then came the offer that said everything.

They would send another replacement part. I could take that part back to the supply house myself, swap it there, and try to recover the money that way.

Mind you, the plumber purchased the part, not us.

So now the solution becomes: call the plumber back, hand him the part, ask him to drive to the supply house, recover $66, and likely receive another invoice for his time.

That makes the $66 meaningless.

So the leak was mine to discover.
The mess was mine to clean.
The bill was mine to pay.
The errand was mine to run.
The inconvenience was mine to absorb.

And their contribution was to explain policy.

“See what Delta can do.”

I did.

At this point, I would not recommend purchasing Delta hardware. I’ll repost this when it comes back around because people deserve to know what those taglines mean in real life.

“This Takes Care of That.”
“Inspired Living.”
“Where passion flows.”

Sometimes slogans are written for marketing.

Sometimes customers learn what they really mean the hard way.

04/17/2026

Window and Door Education for the Gulf Coast

Every storm season, people spend real money on windows and doors they don’t understand because somebody said “it’s hurricane rated.” Bold strategy.

Here’s the difference:

DP = Design Pressure
This means how much wind force the unit can handle before it flexes, leaks, or quits on life.

Think strength.

If the wind starts trying to suck your window out of the wall or shove your door into the living room, DP is the number standing in the way.

Impact Resistance
This means it can take a hit from flying debris and stay intact.

Think armor.

Because in a hurricane, the neighborhood starts flying. Limbs, signs, fence boards, roof parts, somebody’s cheap patio furniture… all airborne.

Simple Version:

DP = Can it survive the wind trying to rip it apart?
Impact = Can it survive getting punched by debris?

And no, they are not the same thing.

You can buy impact glass that still isn’t rated for the pressure your opening needs.
You can buy a strong unit with no impact protection and watch debris turn it into expensive confetti.

That’s how people end up with a “premium upgrade” and a bucket in the hallway.

Buy tested numbers. Not brochures. Not sales lines. Not the guy who says, “You’ll be fine.”

Need help figuring out what you actually have before the sky files a complaint? Message Arcane Inspection Services.

I should tag some window companies here but I wont.

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