Elzey's Septic Services

16/09/2026

Sensitive stomachs look away. CHAT THIS IS NOT AI!

WTF WEDNESDAY: Adult Softball Edition

What happens at the ball field stays at the ball field… except somebody has to clean the porta potty. 😭

Picture #1: After adult softball night.
Picture #2: After JR got ahold of it at 3:30 AM.

Yes. 3:30 in the MORNING.
Yes. That is the SAME potty. 😂

While the rest of us were sleeping, JR was out there pumping, scrubbing, sanitizing and getting this unit back to looking like a respectable member of society. 🫡🚽✨

We have several questions about what happened here, but we're not sure we want the answers.

Adult softball: 1 ⚾
Porta potty: 0 💩
JR: undefeated 🏆

15/09/2026

On time. Professional. Knowledgeable.

Three things that should be standard when you call for septic service and exactly what we want our customers to experience every time our trucks pull in the driveway. 💙

Thank you, Mike, for the great feedback and for choosing Elzey’s!

Need septic service you can count on? Give our office a call and let our team take care of you. 🚛💩

15/09/2026

10/09/2026

Apparently everything is getting the sticky gem treatment right now and we refuse to be left out. 💎💅

So naturally we gave the essentials a little makeover.

✨ Toilet paper
✨ Handwash station
✨ Fragrance Disk
✨ Porta potty
✨ Effluent Filter
✨ Branded Riser Lid

Because who said the wastewater industry can’t be glamorous? 💩

Swipe to see the collection. 👉

09/09/2026

Having a garbage disposal means anything it can grind up is safe to send down the drain…

❌ FALSE! ❌

Your garbage disposal makes food smaller. It does not make it disappear.

Those food particles still end up in your septic system and can contribute to the solids and grease entering your tank.

Your garbage disposal may be able to handle it. Your septic system would prefer you didn't. 😂

08/09/2026

Questions are always welcome!

Septic systems can come with a lot of questions, especially when you're dealing with ongoing issues. We want our customers to feel comfortable asking what's going on and getting answers from the people doing the work.

Thank you, Ernie, for the kind words and for continuing to trust Elzey's! 🚛

Had a good experience with our crew? Tell us about it! Your reviews help others in our community feel confident about who they're calling for septic service. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

02/09/2026

👀 Well… we finally did it.

Elzey’s is officially on TikTok! 🚽😂
Follow along for behind-the-scenes, our crews in action, porta potty shenanigans, septic content you never knew you needed, and whatever else we get ourselves into.

Go give us a follow! .septic — you never know what’s going to show up on there 😉

02/09/2026

Ever notice septic problems seem to show up right after several days of HEAVY rain?

Your drainfield relies on the surrounding soil to accept and treat wastewater. When that soil is already saturated from rain, it may not be able to accept wastewater as efficiently.

That can make an existing or struggling system much more noticeable. 😬💩

So the answer is????

28/08/2026

The price gets the unit there, GOOD service keeps it there. Don’t dig your own grave. Rent from Elzey’s! 🧻✨