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06/19/2026

06/15/2026

Trump knew it was his birthday, so he planned a cultural event to align himself with the 250th anniversary as well as the sport of men trying to beat each other until one wins when the other has fallen unconscious flat on the mat. The blood matched on their faces, but no transfusions were needed at the time. Two of the athletes said that Michelle Obama was a man. Perhaps her husband and two daughters hadn't known that. Due to the materials shortage, neither beat any brains out of the other. They could have done the same at the Kennedy Center with Franz Liszt's music on the grand Steinway. It was better than The Complete and Total Barfarama to the music of Stand By Me, which was better than the Outhouse Opera played with on-site wood winds.