The Turd Burglar

The Turd Burglar Pedal-powered p**p patrol. 🐾 Because you have better things to do than hunt for brown gold. DM to get on the schedule!

We’re fast, we’re on ebikes, and we’re cheaper than a new pair of shoes. 👟 💸 Budget-friendly scooping for busy humans.

The motivation behind "The Turd Burglar"Meet the CEO "Bourbon"And Quality Control Advisor "Bailey"They are my best frien...
05/20/2026

The motivation behind "The Turd Burglar"
Meet the CEO "Bourbon"
And Quality Control Advisor "Bailey"

They are my best friends, my inspiration, and absolute biological anomalies. Seriously, the sheer volume of landmines these two deposit daily completely defies the laws of physics.

After multiple times of dodging yard missiles on my own lawn, a lightbulb went off: I’m already doing this at a professional, Olympic-athlete level for free. I might as well make a career out of it.

Nobody wakes up on a Saturday morning excited to play hide-and-seek with dog logs. Let me handle the shovel for you, so you can enjoy a clean yard.

Call/Text/DM to schedule💩

When you get rained out of work or just want some awesome food. Make sure you stop down to Lilja's Premiere Pizza for so...
05/19/2026

When you get rained out of work or just want some awesome food. Make sure you stop down to Lilja's Premiere Pizza for some of the best homemade pepperoni rolls, and of course a solid, adult beverage 🍻

Had a great time at Rutter's tonight! Talk about amazing prices 🍻
05/18/2026

Had a great time at Rutter's tonight! Talk about amazing prices 🍻

Got to stop at Stanton Daily Grind for an awesome breakfast today!
05/17/2026

Got to stop at Stanton Daily Grind for an awesome breakfast today!

All ready for another great week to clean up your dogs 💩As I work on a number to contact for appointments, just shoot me...
05/17/2026

All ready for another great week to clean up your dogs 💩

As I work on a number to contact for appointments, just shoot me a message in the mean time! Have an awesome weekend!

05/14/2026

The weather tomorrow and Saturday is looking way too good to spend it dodging "landmines." ☀️

If your lawn is starting to look more like a minefield than a yard, it’s the perfect time to get out there and reclaim your territory! Or, you could just let The Turd Burglar sneak in and steal all that "buried treasure" for you. 🕵️‍♂️📦

The Plan:

We show up. 🚲

We "burgle" the turds. 💩

You enjoy a yard you can actually walk through barefoot. 🦶✨

DM us to get on the Friday/Saturday heist list

If your partner says "It’s your turn to scoop," and you’re considering a divorce just to get out of it—stop. There’s a c...
05/14/2026

If your partner says "It’s your turn to scoop," and you’re considering a divorce just to get out of it—stop. There’s a cheaper way. 💍🚫

For less than the cost of a therapy session, we’ll come over and handle the one thing keeping your marriage on the rocks. We pick up what your dog drops so you can stop arguing about whose shoes are ruined.

Cheaper than a lawyer. Smells better than your backyard. 💩🤝

Send a message and we can talk 💩

Friday and Saturday seem to be bringing in some great weather, so if you're in need of someone to clean up your dogs #2...
05/14/2026

Friday and Saturday seem to be bringing in some great weather, so if you're in need of someone to clean up your dogs #2, make sure you message us so we can be your #1 waste removal for your yard!

05/14/2026

Ever see a man try to balance an ebike loaded with 💩 in a thunderstorm? ⚡️🚲

It’s not pretty. To keep the neighborhood safe (and smelling decent), we are a strictly fair-weather operation. When the sun is shining, we’re whining... wait, no, we’re mining for that brown gold!

Book your sunny day scoop now! ☀️

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Tuesday 10am - 3pm
Wednesday 10am - 3pm
Thursday 10am - 3pm
Friday 10am - 3pm

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