30/08/2015
Different Scenarios
1st Scenario...
Daddy and Mommy are fighting in the living room,
right
before their little son.
Daddy : " Oh!!! You Bitch! "
Mommy: " What?? You Bastard! "
Son : " Daddy, Mommy, what's Bitch and Bastard?" At
this moment, Daddy blushes. He quickly thinks up of
something.
Daddy : " It means Ladies and Gentlemen, Son. "
Son : " Oh I see! "
2nd Scenario...
Little Son was watching a TV show about premarital
s*x, and there they mentioned the words 'breasts'
and
'pen*ses'. Mommy was reading the papers.
Son : " Mommy, what's breasts and pen*ses? " At this
moment, Mommy turned blue, and quickly thought of
something to say.
Mommy: " It means coats and hats, Son. "
Son : " Oh I see! "
3rd Scenario...
Daddy was shaving his beard and Son passed by the
toilet.
Suddenly, Daddy cut himself and screamed...
Daddy: " OH S**T!! "
Son : " Daddy, what's s**t? " At this moment, Daddy's
eyes bulged, and quickly thought of something to say.
Daddy: " It means shaving cream, Son. "
Son : " Oh I see! "
4th Scenario...
Christmas is approaching, and Mommy was stuffing the
turkey into the stove. The turkey just wouldn't fit
into
the stove, so she said...
Mommy: " Oh F**K! "
Son : " Mommy, what's f**k? " At this moment,
Mommy froze.
She quickly thought of something to say.
Mommy: " It means stuffing, Son. "
Son : " Oh I see! "
5th scenario...
It's Christmas eve! Little Son exuberantly opened
the
door to let all his uncles, aunties, cousins and friends
come into the house.
Proudly, he said...
Son : " Welcome in, Bastards and Bi***es! Please put
all your breasts and pen*ses at that corner of the
house! My parents are busy at the moment. You see,
Daddy is putting s**t on his face upstairs and Mommy
is f**king the turkey in the kitchen, but don't worry,
they'll be out here in a minute!"....
-T
