16/02/2016
THINGS THAT BORE GIRLS IN RELATIONSHIP
1. After having s*x with her, Do not sleep like you just worked night shift , Aowa even if you are feeling tired, cuddle with her and talk le girlfriend yagao. Rub her butty while talking to her, đyou will sleep later, girls love being rubbed marao , it doesn't matter if she has a big ass or small. Avoid Dying after s*x BRUH!. entertain her, If you feel like dying , talk to her , you'll die later .đ
2. If you want your relationship with that girl to last, stop boring her, girls love fun guys, stop being too serious..if she tells you a boring joke,laugh bruh .. thatâs your girl. If is not you laughing at her jokes, who will? Some guys are laughing out loud like âhahahahaIwannasleepwithyouhahaââŚ.but wena you can't even smile . Otla jelwa , stop being laughStingy ..Laugh hard n***a..
3. On whatsApp when you are chatting with her , always make sure the conversation is lit , avoid texting short words to your girl , THAT'S A TURN OFF , Girls love long texts , if wena you busy omo shapha ka " nyt boo" , " i luv u" , 'k' you really don't deserve a serious relationship with her . Stop being lazy and start typing paragraphs... đsome dudes are typing essays consists of a "headline" , "Body" and a "Conclusion" to your girl. WAKE UP BRA
4. Kiss your girl , grab her ass in front of all the ninja who wants her, from there, carry her, grab her ass and kiss her on her neck in front of all the girls who wants you. Show all those people that they donât stand a chance. Thatâs how it should be done . But wena you act like your girlfriend is your neighbor just to allow Difebe in your relationship