Unique Print Solutions

26/08/2020

A Complete Printing Solutions

24/06/2017

Unique Print Solutions wishes you and your family happy and blessed eid mubarak.

25/12/2016

Happy Holidays to all.

05/07/2016

Eid Mubarak to all

05/06/2016

25/02/2016

Get high quality business cards printed from Unique Print Solutions.

350 gsm art card with both side high quality full color printing.

1000 Business cards printing only AED 199.00

Printing process will take 4 to 6 working days.

Job should be 4 color, CMYK both side print(price will be same for single side printing).

Need high resolution of artwork with minimum file size of 2 MB.

Additional charge of 25 AED(per voucher) will be applied for delivery.

Above price doesn't include designing.

Feel free to contact on 0559021103 / [email protected]

20/01/2016

All salary ppl must read this:-----

After 2 years of selfless service, I realized that I had not been prmoted, no salary increment, no commendation.
So I decided to walk up to my HR Manager. The manager looked at me, smiled and asked me to sit down saying: "My friend you have not worked here for even a single day."

I was shocked to hear this !!!, but the manager went on to explain, and here's the conversation that took place.

Manager: How many days are there in a year?

Me: 365 days and sometimes 366.

Manager: How many hours make up a day?

Me: 24 Hours.

Manager: How long do u work in a day?

Me: 10am to 6pm
(i.e 8 hours a day.)

Manager: So, what fraction of the day do u work in hours?

Me: 8/24
i.e 1/3 (one third).

Manager: This is nice of u! what is 1/3rd of 366 days?

Me: 122
(1/3 x 366=122 days)

Manager: Do u come to work on weekends?

Me: No sir.

Manager: How many days are there in a year that are weekends?

Me: 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days.

Manager: Thanks for that. If u remove 104 days from 122 days. how many days
do u now have?

Me: 18 days.

Manager: I do give u 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that 14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do u have remaining?

Me: 4 days.

Manager: Do u work on Republic Day?

Me: No sir!

Manager: Do u come to work on Independance Day?

Me: No sir!

Manager: So how many days r left?

Me: 2 days Sir!

Manager: Do u come to work on New Years Day?

Me: No sir!

Manager: So how many days r left?

Me: 1 day sir!

Manager: Do u work on Diwali ?

Me: No Sir!

Manager: So how many days are left?

Me: None Sir!

Manager: So what r u claiming?

Me: I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing company
money all these days.

Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!