Backyard Cash

05/06/2026

🍻 Have an amazing long weekend 🍻

We will see you bright and early Tuesday Morning. 😊

04/06/2026

📞🚨 MODERN TECHNOLOGY STRIKES AGAIN! 🚨📞

It appears our mobile number has decided it's entering its rebellious teenage years and is only accepting calls from some people while ignoring others completely 😤🤦‍♂️

So if you're trying to reach us on 0420 355 085 and getting nowhere, don't panic — we're not hiding, we've not gone fishing, and we definitely haven't won the lotto.

☎️ Use our office line instead:
08 7081 9246

The funny part?
The mobile number actually diverts straight to the office number anyway... but apparently a few gremlins, a couple of angry pixies and what we suspect is a possessed Telstra hamster have other plans.

✅ Mobile number (when it behaves): 0420 355 085
✅ Office number (currently the responsible adult): 08 7081 9246

Anywhoo... now you've got options! 😎

If all else fails, send a carrier pigeon, smoke signal, or tie a note to a can and throw it over the fence. We'll do our best. ♻️🤣

04/06/2026

📞🚨 PHONE LINE UPDATE 🚨📞

It appears our phone system has decided it's Saturday and started knocking off early.

Some customers are getting through perfectly fine, while others are being sent on a mystery adventure through the telecommunications universe. 👽📡

We've checked with Telstra and it doesn't appear to be a network issue. It seems to be one of those fancy technology problems where computers are smarter than humans... until they aren't. 🤦‍♂️

Rest assured, we're definitely here and working away until 2:00pm today.

If you try calling and your phone decides to ghost us, simply flick us a message on Facebook and we'll get back to you as soon as possible.

We apologise for any inconvenience and would like to remind the phone system that unemployment is currently quite high and it's very replaceable. 🤣♻️

04/06/2026

🚨🦶🚨 BIN THIEF ALERT 🚨🦶🚨
📍 Davoren Park, Smithfield, Andrews Farm & Elizabeth East 📍
You are officially under attack by the infamous Barefoot Bin Bandit! 😱♻️

Armed with nothing but lightning-fast feet, questionable life choices and a complete disregard for personal dignity, this recycling rogue is reportedly doing the rounds helping himself to other people's cans and bottles.

To protect your hard-earned refund money..

🔒 Lock up your bins
🚪 Store them behind gates or roller doors
👀 Keep an eye out for suspicious characters carrying a week's worth of recyclables that definitely aren't theirs

Remember:
💰 Your bottles and cans are worth money
🗑️ Your bin isn't a community sharing program for those who don't want to get a job
🏃 The Bin Bandit can only run so fast barefoot

If you see a grown adult sprinting down the street with a wheelie bin and no shoes, congratulations — you've probably found him.

Stay safe, stay vigilant, and let's keep the Bin Thief's recycling career short-lived! 🤣♻️

01/06/2026

28/05/2026

🚨📱 BACKYARD CA$H APP UPDATE 📱🚨

Attention Backyard Cash legends… our app is going under the knife Saturday night for a glow-up 🤣🔧

From 8:45pm onwards the app will be offline for a few hours while the tech nerds press random buttons, pretend they know what they’re doing and deploy a “completely new” version of the app 🚀💻

Don’t panic though… The app will still:
✅ Look familiar
✅ Work the same
✅ Still tell you your cans are worth more than your ex’s opinion ♻️💰 🤣

We’re basically giving it a fresh haircut and pretending it’s a whole new person 😎

If you try opening the app during the update and it doesn’t work, please resist the urge to throw your phone into the recycling bin 🤣

Thanks for your patience while we make things smoother behind the scenes 💚♻️

– The Backyard Cash crew

26/05/2026

🤣🚨 INTRODUCING MR BIG PD – HEAD OF BIN VESTIGATIONS 🚨🤣

Meet Mr Big PD, the fearless leader of our highly trained Investigation Unit.
This dedicated officer takes his job very seriously... perhaps a little too seriously.
🕵️‍♂️
✅ No bin is discriminated against
✅ No mystery is too small
✅ No suspicious wheelie bin movement goes unnoticed
✅ Will investigate anything for the right amount of snacks

Whether it's a missing can, a suspiciously empty recycling bin, or the ongoing case of the Barefoot Bin Bandit, Mr Big PD is already on the case.
Armed with years of experience, questionable detective methods, and an unhealthy obsession with CCTV footage, he works around the clock to keep the streets safe from bin-related crime.

So sleep easy tonight knowing that somewhere out there...
Mr Big PD is watching. 👀🗑️

Management would like to clarify that Mr Big PD's qualifications remain under investigation. 🤣🚔♻️

This post is intended for humour, not to be taken seriously. Just like Mr Big PD 😂

25/05/2026

🤣 UPDATE ON THE BAREFOOT BIN BANDIT 🤣

The power of social media has come through once again, giving us a much clearer look at the Barefoot Bin Bandit's face... and apparently his shoes too! 👟😂

It seems reports of him being completely barefoot may have been slightly exaggerated. Our investigative team can now confirm he does, in fact, own footwear.

That said, management still stands by the assessment that he is a 100% certified wannabe gangster, with the evidence being the tactical manbag slung across his chest. 😎👜

Authorities are yet to determine whether the bag contains stolen cans, a half-eaten sausage roll, or just unreal levels of confidence.

In the meantime, please keep your bins secured behind gates, roller doors, or anywhere safe from aspiring suburban crime lords looking to fund their next iced coffee.

Stay vigilant, Adelaide. The Bin Bandit is still on the move. 🗑️🏃‍♂️💨

25/05/2026

🚨🦶 BAREFOOT BIN BANDIT ON THE LOOSE! 🦶🚨
It appears our local barefoot bin thief is back doing laps of the neighbourhood. Judging by the lack of footwear, we're considering starting a GoFundMe for a pair of thongs before he wears through what's left of his soles. 👣😂
This lightning-fast, barefoot gangster wannabe has apparently decided that other people's bins are easier to collect than a job application.
To help keep your bins safe from the swift-footed phantom, we recommend: ✅ Placing bins behind roller doors
✅ Locking them behind gates
✅ Keeping them out of sight where possible
✅ Leaving a pair of work boots out front as a gentle hint
If you spot a suspicious figure sprinting down the street without shoes, don't panic — it's probably just our resident bin collector trying to avoid stepping on a Lego.