16/05/2026
🚨 Big news : The Web Wizard of Oz has a new business partner!
I wish I could say I’m thrilled.
He brings decades of experience in taking a very keen interest in my income, while carefully avoiding all meetings, emails, deadlines, and actual work.
He doesn’t seem overly concerned with our company culture, staff happiness KPIs, or whether the coffee machine is emotionally supported.
Strangely, he only checks in properly once a quarter, then gets VERY enthusiastic once a year.
I suspect it has something to do with his best mate in the background: the bookkeeper. Those two seem to have a lot to talk about.
Anyway, I’m delighted to announce I’ve generously handed him 47% of my income.
Smart bloke, really.
He joined the business without asking, gave himself a title, and apparently I don’t get a vote.
Small business ownership: where you work for yourself… and several silent partners with clipboards. 🧙‍♂️📊