27/10/2026
It's Ask Trish Tuesday & this week’s Question is: Why do security guards always look angry… especially Terry? (Spoiler: They’re not. Especially Terry.)
People love to say security guards look grumpy, but honestly, that’s just their “I’m at work & paying attention” face. It’s not anger - it’s focus… with a sprinkle of please don’t be a dick & make me run today!!
Now… Terry. Absolute legend. Polite. Helpful. Would assist your nan with a reverse park. But when he’s in work mode....he looks like he’s silently judging your life choices, your haircut, & whatever snack you’re holding.
Part of the job is keeping that professional, alert stance:
• Serious expression (even if they’re thinking about dinner)
• Arms crossed (the universal security power pose)
• Eyes scanning (yes, they saw you ignoring the sign)
• Standing like they’re guarding a priceless artefact
They’re not cranky - they’re tuned in, observant, & ready to respond faster than you can say, “I swear I didn’t do it.”
So next time you spot one of our guards looking stern, relax. They’re not upset. They’re just switched on, doing exactly what they’re trained to do.
And Terry?? Bless him. That is his happy face - & we adore him.
Got a question for next week? Drop it in the comments. I add every single one to my list & pick one at random each Tuesday - no fluff, no filters, just raw, honest answers.