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06/02/2025

Suits has literally the exact same format as Mad Men except instead of being a woman they made Peggy autistic.

05/02/2025

Genuinely no disrespect to Ahmed al Sharaa - I’m sure he’s a great guy - but until he writes a banger like Assad’s theme song I’ll have a hard time seeing him as the supreme ruler of Syria

15/01/2025

Relatively certain that Tom hiddleston is sat in front of me on tube watching family guy funny moments. stars are just like us.

06/12/2024

just seen a builder smoking a vogue

05/11/2024

To the people in the kitchen as I walk past: as much as this is an incredibly friendly office and your weekend plans are so much more intriguing than mine, I want to make one thing clear: I’m turtling.

25/09/2024

Railways rlly stretching the definition of the word ‘direct’ these days

24/07/2024

garlic infused lubricant

12/07/2024

ladies and gentlemen, president rachel

10/07/2024

always a bit gutting to see someone you thought wasn’t a di****ad at henley or ascot or some s**t like that

any event title that begins “Royal” and doesn’t end “Rumble” should not be attended.

19/06/2024

Samsara would be a great name for a non-binary kid if it didn’t entail the eternal cycle of drifting between death, suffering and mundanity that is at the core of Buddhism, Hinduism and some sects of Jainism.

03/06/2024

Hate having to use the phonetic alphabet on the phone. I’m ordering an Addison Lee for a podcaster, not calling in a fu***ng air strike.

30/05/2024

feelings of insecurity because you will never suck your own dick: call that Noddy Dysmorphia

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