RKH Test & Tag

28/03/2026

EMPLOYEE NOTICE

Due to the current financial situation caused by the fuel crisis and the slowdown in the economy, the Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment.

This scheme will be known as R**E (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be R**ED can apply to the Government to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination).

Persons who have been R**ED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers).

A person may be R**ED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the Government deems appropriate.

Persons who have been R**ED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).

Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the Government.

Persons who are not R**ED and are staying on will receive as much S**T (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The Government has always prided themselves on the amount of S**T they give our citizens.

Should you feel that you do not receive enough S**T, please bring this to the attention of your MP, who has been trained to give you all the S**T you can handle.

Sincerely,

The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.)

PS - Due to the Virus, recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, The Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.

28/05/2025

22/09/2023

It's POETS day.
Enjoy your weekend and hope your footy team wins, unless it's Collingwood..🤣
Cheers everyone. 🍻

25/08/2023

Happy to donate to such a worthy cause. We are wishing you the safest of Rallies and and huge amount of fun.
Team Statler and Waldorf Sh*tBox Rally Spring '23

25/08/2023

RKH Test & Tag wish you the best of luck

We are really pleased to announce that we're taking part in Sh*tbox Rally 2023 Spring!! This year, all the teams are driving their sh*tboxes from Port Douglas to Adelaide. Sh*tbox Rally is the largest community lead fundraiser for the Cancer Council in Australia and is now in its 13th y...

22/06/2022

Another happy customer. Thank you Utow Caravans Mornington Peninsula - Hire, Service, Repair, Spare parts for engaging us to keep your customers safe and your vans compliant.

S A F E T Y F I R S T
Always making sure our hire Caravans leads are tested and tagged for your safety 👌✅️
Thank you RKH Test & Tag

22/02/2022

This is for all you small business owners!

Running a business can be really hard for so many.

What they don’t tell you is that it can cause severe stress and anxiety, and drains you mentally to the point of depression in even the most laid back people.

People will talk about you, compare you to others, use you, they will view you as a service and not a person anymore.

Friends and family will expect discounts and people will value you and your hard work less than a big chain store.

You have to worry about if you forget to email/message someone back, are they going to think it was on purpose? Did you disappoint them? Will they hold that against you? When in reality you just can’t get to everyone’s messages and emails.

Starting up and running a successful business puts incredible strain on personal lives and relationships, many of which fail because there is just often no work life balance. You need to be the director, the worker, the admin, the marketing team, the accountant, the cleaner..... All whilst being a parent, a husband or a wife, family support, friend...

There’s a reason you don’t see many people succeed in small businesses after 5-10 years. If they are successful they are overwhelmed. It takes a toll. It’s freaking exhausting. Especially this past couple years when so much has been out of our control.

Here’s a small reminder that we are just normal people with hectic lives. Be kind, be patient….. and hopefully more of us will stick around!

I copied this from another small business owner 💕

I’d love if you had great service from a small business this week - send them & their team a thank you or leave a positive review online - it seriously sends them into a happy dance ✨

18/12/2021

Thank you to everyone who put forward a nomination. So sad to not be able to give them all something as each story was sad. Here are the 2 families that I thought deserved my Christmas gift of $1000.00 for each family.

Merry Christmas 🎅 🎄 Everyone from RKH Test & Tag and the Atkinson Family.

07/12/2021

Nominations close on 16/12/2021

10/11/2021

They shall grow not old as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them. Lest we forget 🌺