4th Realm Reality Benders Extermination and Pest Control.

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Hello !! It is I !! Gruel Boy !! I have journeyed here to this extermination businesses headquarters from the sanctity o...
30/10/2021

Hello !! It is I !! Gruel Boy !! I have journeyed here to this extermination businesses headquarters from the sanctity of my cliff dwelling in order to respond to a distress signal coming from what I believe to be the Realm of Meat !! Fear not !! Gruel Boy will rescue your favourite anomalous pest control team !! Call for a quote of the free nature !!

I’ve heard from a Yugoslavian contact that Barry has been taken to the meat realm by enemies from his past. It’s not gon...
03/10/2020

I’ve heard from a Yugoslavian contact that Barry has been taken to the meat realm by enemies from his past. It’s not gonna be easy but me and the bois have suited up in our flesh suits and there’s no fuggen skin beast that could stop us from saving our goddam mate. Wish us luck, this’ll be a cunter of a mission.
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Alroight so recently we’ve been getting a lot of calls to deal with non-reality bending beings and I think it’s time to ...
02/09/2020

Alroight so recently we’ve been getting a lot of calls to deal with non-reality bending beings and I think it’s time to address this issue. We got called in by some very distressed neighbours to capture this little fella and take him to the land beyond. The problem is that it’s just a m**h baby who was a bit hungry because his parents forgot to feed him, not a reality bender. All though he was dangerous and may have given Gav the Hendra virus, we aren’t child safety services and were sure aren’t animal control. So how can you distinguish a reality bender from a disease ridden infant? Here a just a few tell tale signs:
-Bilocation
-Bone softening/stretching
-Spontaneous evisceration
-The smell of asbestos
-Paste
-The sudden onset of extreme Anatidaephobia
-Hume levels in excess of 75-80
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This is one of the many reasons you shouldn’t put carpet in your house. Mould? Fleas? Bacteria?Gross for sure, but these...
16/08/2020

This is one of the many reasons you shouldn’t put carpet in your house. Mould? Fleas? Bacteria?
Gross for sure, but these organisms are nothing compared to the carpet fellas. They’ll get right in underneath your carpet and lick ya feet. And the worst part? You won’t even know. 85% of people who have walked on carpet before have had their feet licked by a carpet fella. So, what can you do about this?
Just give us a call and we’ll give you a quote for a full house cleansing. Having your feet licked should always be consensual, and here at 4RRBEAPC consensual feet licking is som**hing we strive for.

It is with a heavy heart that I announce that Barry will be temporarily leaving the team. His troubled past has finally ...
03/08/2020

It is with a heavy heart that I announce that Barry will be temporarily leaving the team. His troubled past has finally caught up with him and the Albanian government has tracked him down and want to sentence him to death for the various war crimes he has committed. Fortunately he has close contacts elsewhere and will be starting a new life in Yugoslavia. Wishing ya luck bazz, hope we can have a beer soon.
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Me and da bois rockin up to tha job site to exterminate an eldritch being.Haha nah jus kiddinIt was was just a sleep wa*...
26/06/2020

Me and da bois rockin up to tha job site to exterminate an eldritch being.
Haha nah jus kiddin
It was was just a sleep wa**er
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Some gronk forgot to clean out their flesh light for a few months and it escaped and started wreaking havoc around the n...
01/06/2020

Some gronk forgot to clean out their flesh light for a few months and it escaped and started wreaking havoc around the neighbourhood. We’ve cornered it in an abandoned house so we should be able to trap it and exterminate the f**k out of it without too much hassle. It sucked Sanjay’s guts out through his c**k but I’m sure he’ll be fine.
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Barry and Sanjay went to a callout this arvo about some weird noises coming from a families basement and found this mons...
28/05/2020

Barry and Sanjay went to a callout this arvo about some weird noises coming from a families basement and found this monstrosity hanging from the ceiling. This is exactly why you don’t throw your cumsock in the bin. Either wash it or burn it, otherwise they’ll slither off and begin gestating. Lucky the boys got there to dispose of it when they did otherwise it woulda been a whole lot worse.
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Sometimes traditional pest control m**hods don’t work. Sometimes all we can do is burn everything and pray.Call for a fr...
14/05/2020

Sometimes traditional pest control m**hods don’t work. Sometimes all we can do is burn everything and pray.
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Here you can see Gav taking down a Scromblite with the utmost professionalism and humanity. This scromblite had already ...
06/05/2020

Here you can see Gav taking down a Scromblite with the utmost professionalism and humanity. This scromblite had already ruined the timber work in the house it was found in along with the bones of its occupants. It just goes to show that regular checkups and maintenance can really make a difference if you’re planning on keeping your home for the foreseeable future and are displeased with soft bones.
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Gav’s cousin Big Shoots has joined the team. His special skills include looking rad af as f**k and scoring infinite p**n...
07/03/2020

Gav’s cousin Big Shoots has joined the team. His special skills include looking rad af as f**k and scoring infinite p**n. Not sure how that’ll help when an SCP-106 lookin mother f**ker is coming to destroy his man p***y but we’ll see. Call us for a free quote.

Sanjay got plugged by the infraspace stingray. The surgeons are giving their all but it’s anyone’s game. Blood sacrifice...
28/12/2019

Sanjay got plugged by the infraspace stingray. The surgeons are giving their all but it’s anyone’s game. Blood sacrifices to the pagan gods would be much appreciated. Call for a free quote.

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