Jane Clifton Celebrant

12/04/2026

Mon 13 April - the paintings come down tonight!
Last day to view my exhibition IRL 🍷

26/01/2026

Funky new business card 🤗
Yes, people still do ask.

08/11/2025

I really should post on this page more often…
Especially during wedding season.
Here’s a few past celebrations💒💍👰‍♀️🤵❤️🤵🤵👰👰
(Facebook doesn’t allow me to see comments anymore, but thanks.)

15/04/2025

Funny celebrant memory from 2014.

‘The wedding photographer's preferred working shoes for a park wedding. Hilaire. She spent a lot of time squatting, for some weird reason. Can't wait to see the snaps...’

19/10/2024

Stylish wedding for Deb and Chris ❤️🕺🏻💃🏻❤️

27/05/2024

I know, I know...Melbourne peeps do bang on about the weather...but isn't this the best time of the year?
Here's a little poem about the gorgeous sunsets:

these coconut-ice sunsetswhen the air is pinkand crisp and stilldessicated chilland you can’t waitto split some woodcrunch newspapersand last night’s chocolate wrappersand empty 6-pack holdersto strike a lightand strike me luckywatch the flamesrise orangescarlet yellowin the grillspit and crackl...

29/02/2024

Ladies, start your engines!💍💒💕
It’s the 29th!
(Warning: this post contains irony, satire and possible humour 🤭)

07/01/2024

rainy days like these
I quickly go
from fluviophile
to fluviophobe
from il to ob
in one fell swoop
being fluviatile
has made me so

02/12/2023

Another story. Another no mention of the celebrant:

Bouquets and garter tosses? In the bin. The “giving away” of the bride? Considered medieval at this point.